die in mosslwasis

[garak]

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-11:51:56- ::: ShaiGar > (SGar@ecnet-28548151.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au) has joined #intp
-11:51:59- ::: mode/#intp [+v ShaiGar] by Marvin
-11:52:10- * ShaiGar hoiunb #intuitige
-11:52:30- : ShaiGar+: join intuitiveve
-11:52:38- : ShaiGar+: joun intuitiiititie
-11:52:42- : ShaiGar+: titty
-11:52:51- : ShaiGar+: tenddy
-11:52:56- : ShaiGar+: teddy is nice
-11:53:06- : ShaiGar+: i love teddy
-11:53:09- : garak+: teddy roosevelt?
-11:53:15- : ShaiGar+: teddy beat
-11:53:19- : ShaiGar+: teddy bear
-11:53:29- : garak+: is he related to steve irwin?
-11:53:33- : ShaiGar+: he in my harm right now
-11:53:52- : ShaiGar+: you are amierican, i usually like you but you atalk some stupif shit
-11:54:15- : garak+: that's the idea
-11:54:27- : ShaiGar+: YAUH i sfang tkareoike tonigtht
-11:54:27- : garak+: not sure what being american has to do with that
-11:54:34- : ShaiGar+: irwin
-11:54:36- : garak+: i get the idea you are under the influence of some sort of substance
-11:54:46- : ShaiGar+: winwinr gots notinth to do with my teddy
-11:54:50- : ShaiGar+: i love my tddy
-11:54:58- : ShaiGar+: i love you top
-11:54:59- : ShaiGar+: too
-11:55:07- : ShaiGar+: i love every one
-11:55:13- : garak+: shut your hole, drunkard
-11:55:13- : ShaiGar+: i love every ne
-11:55:20- : ShaiGar+: idie
-11:55:21- : ShaiGar+: die
-11:55:35- : ShaiGar+: die in mosslwasis
-11:55:43- : ShaiGar+: die mollaasissi
-11:55:47- : ShaiGar+: heehehehe
-11:55:54- : ShaiGar+: i am sgad
-11:56:04- : ShaiGar+: osoo soo sad
-11:56:13- : ShaiGar+: slash wa going to fuc k me tonighte
-11:56:29- : ShaiGar+: she and i were danfnsing
-11:56:34- : ShaiGar+: dancing

[garak]

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-11:56:37- : franzgold+: see, it's things like this that got ShaiGar on my ignore list for the last few
months
-11:56:52- : TorpedoGirl+: He is wasted.
-11:56:59- : ShaiGar+: buti told her that i asked out the beaituful INFH
-11:57:05- : ShaiGar+: L:(
-11:57:07- : franzgold+: really?
-11:57:11- : franzgold+: I didn't notice at all
-11:57:22- : ShaiGar+: im not wasted
-11:57:29- : TorpedoGirl+: He sang karaoke and met some girl and danced with her.
-11:57:30- : ShaiGar+: i datcank more tha this before
-11:57:49- : TorpedoGirl+: Typical drunk talk: "I'm not druuuunk!"
-11:57:53- : ShaiGar+: i didnt emet some gurl
-11:58:02- : ShaiGar+: she and i were oncfe fusj buttuyes
-11:58:12- : TorpedoGirl+: Oh, okay.
-11:58:16- : franzgold+: ShaiGar, go away
-11:58:19- : TorpedoGirl+: You re-met a fuckbuddy.
-11:58:23- : ShaiGar+: but she hates it when i actyally loves fome body
-11:58:35- : ShaiGar+: acrually lovs domcebody

[Shai Gar]

youafe a fucking bastaar

[TorpedoGirl]

ShaiGar's a lush.

[garak]

.
-11:58:53- : ShaiGar+: actually loves somebody
-11:59:21- : ShaiGar+: she is nice
-11:59:32- : ShaiGar+: she and i sang kenvin and my song
-11:59:36- : garak+: http://intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5161
-12:01:26- : ShaiGar+: die

[franzgold]

It's nice to know that the ShaiGar we all know and tolerate is still here.

[Shai Gar]

machstann is in looooove. jhej. hsi girlfieriwn might be cure but she hasnt got anythgin on the cuty o likw

[TorpedoGirl]

machstann is in looooove. jhej. hsi girlfieriwn might be cure but she hasnt got anythgin on the cuty o likw

Translation: "garak is in loooooove. Heh. His girlfriend might be cute but she hasn't got anything on the cutie I like."


<ShaiGar> \join intutitive
<Spirilis> hahahaha
<ShaiGar> #join intuitive
<Spirilis> hahahahhahaha
<ShaiGar> #join %intuitive

[franzgold]

Wed:13:02:18 <+TorpedoGirl> lmao
Wed:13:03:22 <+ShaiGar> \die in.. i llke upi tf
Wed:13:03:32 <+ShaiGar> you are ciilk
Wed:13:03:38 <+ShaiGar> cpool.
Wed:13:03:44 <+ShaiGar> whatevenr
Wed:13:05:20 <+TorpedoGirl> ...what?
Wed:13:05:37 <+TorpedoGirl> hey, mack--that thehunt.png is hilarious
Wed:13:06:36 <+ShaiGar> rawr :(
Wed:13:06:38 <+garak> :D
Wed:13:06:43 <+ShaiGar> divi kust blockbe me
Wed:13:06:44 <+ShaiGar> :(
Wed:13:06:49 <+franzgold> I'd almost think that he does stuff like this on purpose, it's just too ridiculous
Wed:13:06:52 <+garak> the thought was hilarious
Wed:13:07:05 <+garak> franzgold: drunk typing isn't that out there
Wed:13:07:06 <+ShaiGar> ask him please his he finished the :dhai"
Wed:13:07:11 <+ShaiGar> :: shay
Wed:13:07:20 <+franzgold> well, just his personality here and on the boards in general
Wed:13:07:39 <+ShaiGar> SHUTT UP FRANS
Wed:13:07:45 <+ShaiGar> die in mosalasi
Wed:13:07:48 <+garak> i think he's just a massive jackass
Wed:13:07:55 <+franzgold> yea, that's more likely
Wed:13:07:59 <+garak> i think he's too consistent to not be genuine
Wed:13:08:03 <+ShaiGar> and i thinw you scuk on ppu s cick
Wed:13:08:12 <+franzgold> but it's funny to think that he might have been putting us all on this whole time
Wed:13:08:55 <+TorpedoGirl> Honestly, I've seen it worse than this
Wed:13:08:57 <+ShaiGar> i need pt piee
Wed:13:09:26 <+TorpedoGirl> my friend, when she's drunk, says shit like "foo im hifs!" for fool, I'm high!
Wed:13:10:14 <+TorpedoGirl> you need pot pie?
Wed:13:10:20 -!- Spirilis [vmlinuz@ecnet-D11EE655.susc.suscom.net] has joined #intp
Wed:13:10:21 -!- mode/#intp [+v Spirilis] by Marvin
Wed:13:10:21 <+indy|work> you're a fucktard shai
Wed:13:10:23 <+franzgold> when I'm wasted I know better than to try and type
Wed:13:10:24 <+indy|work> go away
Wed:13:10:25 <+Spirilis> haha
Wed:13:10:26 <+Spirilis> I need to see this shit
Wed:13:10:50 <+ShaiGar> +in bnack
Wed:13:10:55 <+franzgold> howdy spir
Wed:13:10:58 <+TorpedoGirl> ShaiGar> i need pt piee
Wed:13:11:05 <+ShaiGar> im going to try and get intop #intutitiec
Wed:13:11:15 <+Spirilis> no you aren't bitch
Wed:13:11:16 <+garak> if only you could type it
Wed:13:11:21 <+Spirilis> lol
Wed:13:11:22 <+ShaiGar> \join intutitive
Wed:13:11:22 <+Spirilis> hahahaha
Wed:13:11:39 <+ShaiGar> #join intuitive
Wed:13:11:40 <+Spirilis> hahahahhahaha
Wed:13:11:50 <+ShaiGar> #join %intuitive
Wed:13:11:56 <+franzgold> oh man
Wed:13:12:01 <+ShaiGar> duck me hannannna a a lvoet
Wed:13:12:14 <+TorpedoGirl> wow...
Wed:13:12:15 <+Spirilis> haha what was that?
Wed:13:12:21 <+franzgold> /quit
Wed:13:12:24 <+franzgold> ^^ type that
Wed:13:12:26 <+indy|work> you are the dumbest asshole on the planet, i just hope you come to realize it when you sober up
Wed:13:12:29 <+garak> duck me banana a love
Wed:13:12:32 <+ShaiGar> suck mke hganna lkover
Wed:13:12:46 <+indy|work> shai: /quit %intuitive
Wed:13:12:48 <+Spirilis> hahahahahahaha
Wed:13:12:59 <+ShaiGar> if i couls spit on you i woulr infyu
Wed:13:13:20 <+ShaiGar> .quir 4intuitive
Wed:13:13:43 <+ShaiGar> z;8 i am r rocmantic
Wed:13:13:46 <+ShaiGar> i am a lover
Wed:13:13:51 <+ShaiGar> why
Wed:13:14:11 <+ShaiGar> whu do i bther botherung with emotions
Wed:13:14:26 <+Spirilis> you tard
Wed:13:14:27 <+TorpedoGirl> Ooops, drunk depression coming on.
Wed:13:14:28 <+indy|work> because you are an sf
Wed:13:14:42 <+ShaiGar> i fould have have my dick sucke, why do i stull varw about indj
Wed:13:15:25 <+indy|work> anyone want to translate his idiocy?
Wed:13:15:32 <+ShaiGar> dhe is bright she and i havw so mnay arguments, i lofek e her, she an f i talk so buck about religion, hoplisopsyhy
Wed:13:15:39 <+Spirilis> haha

[franzgold]

Wed:13:15:40 * TorpedoGirl translates.
Wed:13:16:05 <+ShaiGar> bueng introbertete sucks
Wed:13:16:06 <+TorpedoGirl> I could have had my dick sucked, why do I still care about (no idea)
Wed:13:16:21 <+Spirilis> (no idea) = infj
Wed:13:16:25 <+Spirilis> some infj girl he knows locally
Wed:13:16:26 <+ShaiGar> elisaneth
Wed:13:16:33 <+Spirilis> yeah
Wed:13:16:36 <+ShaiGar> fron foruma
Wed:13:16:37 <+Spirilis> aka "INFJ" on intuitivecentral.com
Wed:13:16:48 <+TorpedoGirl> She is bright, and she and I have so many arguments... (more crap)
Wed:13:17:04 <+TorpedoGirl> Being introverted sucks.
Wed:13:17:10 <+Spirilis> haha
Wed:13:17:23 <+TorpedoGirl> Elisabeth.
Wed:13:17:23 <+Spirilis> alright Shai, when you're not drunk, we might let you back in, but only if you prove your worthfulness to us
Wed:13:17:24 <+Spirilis> bbl
Wed:13:17:26 <+Spirilis> yeah
Wed:13:17:28 <+TorpedoGirl> From forums.
Wed:13:18:01 <+Spirilis> Elisabeth aka INFJ -- http://intuitivecentral.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43579&postcount=777
Wed:13:18:05 <+ShaiGar> dkjie
Wed:13:18:13 <+Spirilis> anyway bbl
Wed:13:18:15 <+ShaiGar> dhit up
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Wed:13:18:43 <+TorpedoGirl> Die.
Wed:13:18:46 <+TorpedoGirl> Shut up.
Wed:13:19:46 <+ShaiGar> stop momigmigclomg ,e
Wed:13:19:54 <+ShaiGar> stop mimimmicking me
Wed:13:19:58 <+franzgold> heh
Wed:13:20:17 <+franzgold> does it bother you that she's momigmigclomg you?
Wed:13:20:32 <+ShaiGar> jer heart
Wed:13:20:49 <+ShaiGar> a;; i want his her heat
Wed:13:20:49 <+ShaiGar> hart
Wed:13:20:57 <+ShaiGar> hahhaha,
Wed:13:21:03 <+ShaiGar> dear
Wed:13:21:05 <+TorpedoGirl> I'm not mimicking.
Wed:13:21:08 <+ShaiGar> hgeart - dear
Wed:13:21:09 <+TorpedoGirl> I'm translaing.
Wed:13:21:14 <+ShaiGar> herealsdy
Wed:13:21:26 <+ShaiGar> $translaltine
Wed:13:21:34 <+ShaiGar> * tasntslanting
Wed:13:21:50 -!- ape [Scid@ecnet-2035EE03.access.telenet.be] has joined #intp
Wed:13:21:54 -!- mode/#intp [+v ape] by Marvin
Wed:13:22:16 <+ShaiGar> *translanting
Wed:13:22:16 <+ShaiGar> there
Wed:13:22:16 <+ShaiGar> itios
Wed:13:22:16 <+ShaiGar> idiot
Wed:13:22:43 <+franzgold> giod jub siaghr
Wed:13:23:20 <+ShaiGar> biths
Wed:13:23:25 <+ShaiGar> bitch
Wed:13:23:30 <+TorpedoGirl> ;_;
Wed:13:23:45 <+ShaiGar> illi does that
Wed:13:23:46 <+franzgold> i cna se tjat ypu anert durnk ar a;;
Wed:13:23:53 <+TorpedoGirl> And here I expend the effort to make you understandable...
Wed:13:24:12 <+ShaiGar> i like you
Wed:13:24:24 <+ShaiGar> .me hudkal o
Wed:13:24:34 -!- teknika [DSlayer@ecnet-4ACF64B4.ed.shawcable.net] has joined #intp
Wed:13:24:37 -!- mode/#intp [+v teknika] by Marvin
Wed:13:24:38 * ShaiGar huddle you
Wed:13:24:51 * ShaiGar hudgge you
Wed:13:25:38 <+TorpedoGirl> Well, good... just don't get sick on me or anything.

[Shai Gar]

how yuo do that?

[YardGnome]

This here is exactly why I do not post or converse, online, while wasted...

[Shai Gar]

oh... yes, thank you liz...

and now that this thread cannot possibly get ANY worse, please someone delete it before it does.

[Serotonin]

oh... yes, thank you liz...

and now that this thread cannot possibly get ANY worse, please someone delete it before it does.

You know what happened to the last thread (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=3294) that you requested to be deleted.

This is history in the making Shai. Let it happen.

[Shai Gar]

the last thread i asked to be deleted was in the bitching parlor

[melancholeric]

the last thread i asked to be deleted was in the bitching parlor
Still is, actually. If you mean this one: http://intpcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4570

One of those threads that will live forever.

And why on earth should this one be deleted anyway?

[Claverhouse]

Actually I'm rather moved. Mostly at FranzGold's virtuosity in shoving in those amazing frames, true; but still moved. Whilst not necessarily approving of this thread, SG, you still haven't grasped the essential elements of what happens in an intp mind when you demand that a thread be deleted. It stays.

Wish I could get as drunk as that.


Claverhouse :ph34r:






[ I'll never momigmigclick you though ]

[Miss Anthropic]

I didn't know anyone could actually slurr their words while typing. I think Shai Gar actually did that! Impressive isn't it?

[YardGnome]

It's gotta be sopmewhat theatrical... I'm quite wastwre myself and I dont think I could be nearly as bad as mr. Gart.

[Claverhouse]

Come to think of it, nobody translated mosslwasis.

I'm thinking some old Australian curse, to do with Byron dying at Missolonghi.
That or moss-troopers doing something typically unpleasant.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Shai Gar]

Molasses.

normally when i get drunk my writing becomes more precise, because i take the time to write properly, but this time i was so drunk that i dived through my mates back window of his fourwheeled drive onto his seats. the slurred effect is caused by mistyping and continuing because i didnt care

what are some of your experiences when you have been drunk?

[CoHo]

what are some of your experiences when you have been drunk?

There are a few nights back in highschool when I first started drinking that are complete black holes in which people have accused me of various things that NEVER HAPPENED.

Once I got drunk with a group of mates in winter and decided to take a short cut through the marshlands, we realized we were walking on frozen ice and thought it hilarious, so a few of them started jumping up and down to see how thick the ice was. Apparently the ice wasn't as thick as their skulls since we all survived.

[Claverhouse]

Oh, I see. Die in molasses...

Thank Heaven, now it makes sense at last.



Claverhouse :ph34r:


We shall meet at Pphiiillliposscheeei

[jimkopelli]

Ah, the Internet... where, if you screw up, someone showcases it for you. What a wonderful thing.

[Claverhouse]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[mgb]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS


Claverhouse :ph34r:What the hell took so long?

[kendoiwan]

What the hell took so long?

My thoughts exactly:joft:

[Claverhouse]

There is a very intense and hotly contested selection process; eg: I toss a coin.


Claverhouse :ph34r:


And this one's a bit short...