Home grown tahmaytas are better than store bought.

[In...TP]

I challenge any intp.

[subtext]

You'll get no argument from me.

[jread]

Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & homegrown tamaters
Up in the mornin' out in the garden

Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant `em in the spring eat `em in the summer
All winter with out `em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out & pick me a big one

Homegrown damatas homegrown damatas
What'd life be without homegrown damatas
Only two things that money can't buy
That's true love & homegrown tamatas

You can go out to eat & that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put `em in a salad, put `em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat `em with egss, eat `em with gravy
Eat `em with beans, pinto or navy
Put `em on the site put `em in the middle
Put a homegrown tomato on a hotcake griddle

If I's to change this life I lead
I'd be Johnny Tomato Seed
`Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tamaters in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetary
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tamatas

Homegrown damatas homegrown damatas
What'd life be without homegrown damatas
Only two things that money can't buy
That's true love & homegrown tamatas