Claverhouse is a Fucking Twit, a comparative essay

[nonsequitur]

Now I could accuse you of low capability of comprehension, but I think I would be stating the obvious, as you just proved that. Excellent post, Swift.

heehee.

[Serotonin]

:zombie:

26 pages of reading and I can't think of one worthwhile thing to say

:zombie:

[Claverhouse]

:zombie:

26 pages of reading and I can't think of one worthwhile thing to say

:zombie:

You might feel the same way about 'Lord of the Flies', but it's still a great book. ( Even if we did have to do it at school > which is a surefire way of sucking the fun out of any bit of writing. )


pessimistically


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Utopmk]

1) Calling a suicide note a fake even though he wasn’t sure
I start with this one because I think it is the most amusing. When a forum member posted a suicide note Claverhouse immediately alluded that it was probably a fake suicide note. Even though it had other forum members up in arms praying for the safety of the poster Claverhouse refused to remove the thread.



The last discussion I had with a forum member before the suicide letter was Claverhouse. It should have been quite clear to him as well as everyone else I had contact with that it was stem's suicide and not my own. I posted it in the Altier afterall, and it was moved to the Rants and Raves section by some drama hungry mod or admin. I must admit I lurked around and read every single response, and was moved, and in tears as well.

It was very strange to see how people responded to my death, and liberating when they thought I was alive and were angry that I didn't kill myself afterall.

So begins the conspiracy...

A few friends of mine who I made aware of the suicide situation decided to take it a few steps further. This including creating an obituary for myself, and contacting everyone I know online to inform them of my death. This was too hard for me to do alone.

I wanted to scream "FUCKING IDIOTS, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!", but those desrving of the truth got it.

Claverhouse got it. He is certainly not a fucking twit. :smooch:

[coffeezombie]

Isn't this guy banned?

[Utopmk]

Isn't this guy banned?



Twice, but how does that prevent me from registering a new member name?



burn the witches, burn the witches, don't take time to sew your stiches
burn the witches, burn the witches
good is the thing that you favor, evil is your sour flavor
you cannot sedate all the things you hate
burn your bridges, burn your bridges, don't take time to sew your stiches
burn your bridges, burn your bridges
good is the thing that you favor, evil is your sour flavor
i don't need your hate, i decide my fate
you cannot sedate, all the things you rape

Anyway, reban me if that is best. I have no intentions of "trolling", just stepping out of the coffin to defend a friend.

As I've said before, I am other members... there isn't much at stake.

[CoHo]

The last discussion I had with a forum member before the suicide letter was Claverhouse. It should have been quite clear to him as well as everyone else I had contact with that it was stem's suicide and not my own. I posted it in the Altier afterall, and it was moved to the Rants and Raves section by some drama hungry mod or admin. I must admit I lurked around and read every single response, and was moved, and in tears as well.


Good to know, so basically he knew it was a joke and let people go on like it was a real suicide attempt instead of locking or deleting the thread. Effectively he made a joke out of those people. Nice moderators you have on here

what a bunch of fucking idiots

[s]

Good to know, so basically he knew it was a joke and let people go on like it was a real suicide attempt instead of locking or deleting the thread. Effectively he made a joke out of those people. Nice moderators you have on here

what a bunch of fucking idiots


Funny, Claver had an hunch and was villanized for it.

[Hustler]

:zombie:

26 pages of reading and I can't think of one worthwhile thing to say

:zombie:

That's ok. I already said all of the important stuff which needed to be said, but thanks for wanting to help out. We appreciate it.

[CoHo]

Funny, Claver had an hunch and was villanized for it.
real funny


The last discussion I had with a forum member before the suicide letter was Claverhouse. It should have been quite clear to him as well as everyone else I had contact with that it was stem's suicide and not my own.

[Utopmk]

blah blah

Interpretation: the enemy of truth.

[CoHo]

Yeah, I wouldn't want it to make it that I cared all that much about the suicide situation. It was mainly just to point out that the moderators on here are pretty worthless. Wasn't Claverhouse's "anti-claverhouse thread" locked? Funny.

Even if he didn't truly didn't know, I have no problems retracting my accusations, but he is still a worthless moderator.

It was great to hear from Division, Shaytana, Heero and Claverhouse on one single thread. It is good that they felt strongly enough about something to voice their opinion.

Maybe one day Swift/Others will post something that directly bothers one of the administrators and action will be taken.

[Claverhouse]

It was great to hear from Division, Shaytana, Heero and Claverhouse on one single thread. It is good that they felt strongly enough about something to voice their opinion.

Only that you're a prat.



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[CoHo]

hehe,

Now that they have had their say I guess they'll go back to not adding anything to the forum at all, their self-absorbed omnipotent invisible selves watching the hate and racism flow egged on by their lone vocal moderator.

[Division56]

Awww... now tell the truth...


Do you only hate Claverhouse because he is intolerably smug? http://forums.intpcentral.com/images/smilies/smooch.gif



He reminds me of me, back in the day... *sighs for nostalga*

[CoHo]

Do you only hate Claverhouse because he is intolerably smug?

I actually don't hate Claverhouse. I just hate the fact that he is the only vocal admin right now. Currently we have a racist and other members who is pissing people off... you know if any admin came down and said "You're a racist asshole but I'm not going to ban you just for that" I'd feel much better. Right now it seems that all of you support him and his threads.

[Division56]

I don't... I did not support the homophobic ones either. I think most of you are assholes, and I think most of you stir up shit just to take up my free time. Given, I wasn't doing anything with my time... but still.

I would like to not see the racist threads, they show a distinct lack of... class. I don't want to be the censor, either. Sadly, I am neither impartial enough, nor have I the patience. And neither does anyone else on this site.

[J.L. des Alpins]

Sorry to be so late at this thread. I hope my comment won't be too late to contribute something of value.

I find the original essay quite fascinating! I have read it many times, each time placing a different name in lieu of Claverhouse. What's amazing is that the essay remained as meaninful, no matter what the name was.

(About the 'mod' part, whatever name you use, the text would still be applicable if the person were a mod.)

But the best match I found was to substitute Claverhouse by George W.

JL

[Claverhouse]

But the best match I found was to substitute Cleverhouse by George W.

JL

You're the one who kept Geronimo's skull the last time we all dressed up as women and got drunk. Pappy wants it back, now.


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[heeroyuy]

Also, note the fact that I don't get involved with moderation, see the developers thread and the notice there. My job is forum maintenance, and I also help set general policy and take action if no one is around. I have clearly voiced the fact that I want little to do with the moderation wars, I want to make sure things run and other stuff.

[J.L. des Alpins]

You're the one who kept Geronimo's skull the last time we all dressed up as women and got drunk. Pappy wants it back, now.PLEASE!!! Don't ban me! I'd be at a loss outside this forum!

I'm fedexing Nimo's nutcracker overnight RIGHT NOW! %-|

[Serotonin]

The last discussion I had with a forum member before the suicide letter was Claverhouse. It should have been quite clear to him as well as everyone else I had contact with that it was stem's suicide and not my own. I posted it in the Altier afterall, and it was moved to the Rants and Raves section by some drama hungry mod or admin. I must admit I lurked around and read every single response, and was moved, and in tears as well.

It was very strange to see how people responded to my death, and liberating when they thought I was alive and were angry that I didn't kill myself afterall.

So begins the conspiracy...

A few friends of mine who I made aware of the suicide situation decided to take it a few steps further. This including creating an obituary for myself, and contacting everyone I know online to inform them of my death. This was too hard for me to do alone.

I wanted to scream "FUCKING IDIOTS, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!", but those desrving of the truth got it.

Claverhouse got it. He is certainly not a fucking twit. :smooch:

Yeah, well some of us don't have alter-egos, so I hope you can pardon my confusion. See, I'm not as intuitive or in the loop as you or Claverhouse.
I hope you had fun slowly shaking your head from side to side.
fucking idiot who should know better, signing off

[Utopmk]

Yeah, well some of us don't have alter-egos, so I hope you can pardon my confusion. See, I'm not as intuitive or in the loop as you or Claverhouse.
I hope you had fun slowly shaking your head from side to side.
fucking idiot who should know better, signing off

Sorry. That was aimed at a paticular group, not you or alot of the other people who wouldn't have known better. To those members I apoligize, know that I was crying and not shaking my head. It went too far before I could change it, what is there to do but remain speechless when they speak of you as if you're dead.

Every member here is someone's alter-ego.

[Serotonin]

Sorry. That was aimed at a paticular group, not you or alot of the other people who wouldn't have known better. To those members I apoligize, know that I was crying and not shaking my head. It went too far before I could change it, what is there to do but remain speechless when they speak of you as if you're dead.

Every member here is someone's alter-ego.

OK.

[Clara]

... you know if any admin came down and said ... I'd feel much better. Right now it seems that all of you support him and his threads.
CorporateWhore, that's what you're upset about ? Come to think of it, I was glad to read Division56's posts, too -- smug, sarcastic, hating most of us... so what ? Really. I wonder, too, what people who are simply reading might be thinking, without posting. I think all of us, admins and mods too, get to choose whether or not to post, though. Anyway, you said it well, about missing reading posts by those who've taken on administrative/moderator roles. Or maybe that isn't exactly what you meant, and that part's just me.

[2ds]

opinion. a view, judgment, or appraisal formed in the mind about a particular matter

It is my view that you are a fucking cunt... better?

just dont' say "shit eating cunt", that will get you a warning.

-2ds

[ppc]

I'll fuck him right in his pretty little asshole and make him smile like a man fresh off death row in a comedy club.

[YardGnome]

For the longest time (until today) I have been reading Claverhouse's name as Cleaverhouse...

[Claverhouse]

You're not big on Scottish history then ?


Claverhouse :ph34r:


[ You can think of me as John or Grahame if you like: neither are my names; but they were his. ]

[YardGnome]

I'm not much into history at all... Many times I feel as though I have very little to say in response to your posts due to my lack of historical knowledge (And your obvious breadth of historical knowledge). My forte is programming and mathematics...

I'll be sure to look it up and become enlightened at some point...

[Claverhouse]

There's nothing wrong in not being good at stuff you're not interested in --- and my historical knowledge is not that massive --- In programming, I'm limited to having once programmed 'Hello World' to come up on the monitor, and I left maths shortly after mastering long division. I never even tried short division.

Explanation (http://www.intpcentral.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6147&postcount=33) here in the Screen Names thread.

Aw gee, this thread is becoming all about me: I hate when that happens.


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Star Cannon]

Hmm... I think your fine, Claver. That essay was dumb anyway.
As my grandpa would say: "Your alright."

[Claverhouse]

Eeek, er thanks. And straight back at you.

( And Shai 'huggled' me yesterday: I'm still getting black-outs; but it may just be the heat. :) )


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Claverhouse]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CLASSIC STATUS


YAY !

[Edmond Zedo]

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