interactive guide to the functions

[booyalab]

partially inspired by Hexchild's thread http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=5655

partially inspired by the experiencing different function-attitudes article from The Lenore Thomson Exegesis Wiki
http://greenlightwiki.com/lenore-exegesis/How_to_Experience_Different_Function-Attitudes

same premise as this ^ actually, but mine is simpler and, well, mine...so it's better. :)




Ti- Go out in public and walk around until you come across someone who recognizes you. When they greet you, ask "how are you?", etc. challenge every socially obligatory thing they say. Go overboard on sarcasm. "I'm glad you asked, I feel like shit and I'm out of money. I assume you're asking for a reason and you're intending on following through on whatever possible answer your question might be met with. So are you going to give me a back massage and $10 or are you wasting my time?"

Te- Organize your desk. Kill anyone who gets in your way.

more later. anyone else care to contribute?

[Lee]

Se- Find a busy place, full of people going about thier daily lives. Allow yourself to react naturally, don't think too much, just observe the world and let your gut (or testicles) do all the thinking. Keep glancing at peoples faces as they walk by... then punch the first one that looks at you funny.

[Serotonin]

Heh,

Fe- Set up a lamington drive on your front lawn to raise funds for the mentally ill. Abandon it to comfort the young woman with borderline personality disorder who is crying in the next alleyway. Give in to the psychopath/compulsive liar who demands the lamingtons he buys to be at half-price, who says he cares full-time for his catatonic grandmother, who likes lamingtons. Give up after the local schizo takes to the stall-table with an axe, shrieks and bolts into the park across the road, wearing no pants.

Set up lamington stall again the next day.

Fi - Have sex with your neighbour impromptu, lie on his/her bed for the rest of the day stroking his/her face, and then throw a tantrum when he/she says they have to go work night-shift.

[DiagonalThought]

Heh,

Fi - Have sex with your neighbour impromptu, lie on his/her bed for the rest of the day stroking his/her face, and then throw a tantrum when he/she says they have to go work night-shift.

That one hit a little too close to home for me.