spider soap...

[file cabinet]

so I just finished taking a shit.. and I picked up the bar of soap and under it was a spider.. when I was done I put the soap back on top of the spider

happppy

[EternalCynic]

!#@$^# spiders are terrifying. *get's the shivers just thinking about that scenario*

[file cabinet]

here's my take on the whole washing your hands phenomenon.
from the age of 1 day to age maybe 5 or 6 washing hands is very unimportant. in fact, getting dirty, going outside having snot run down your face is a very good thing. well.. you ask why? being too clean at such a young age does not allow someone to build their immune system properly leading someone to be vulnerable to more illnesses, sicknesses and disease!.. of course I have no idea if any of this is a fact but who is going to disagree? I was even wondering if feeding a baby their own poop would help build their immune system and protect them but without having any babies to experiment on, I suppose I will never know.

[Google Monster]

Nah, I take showers alot and there is always a spider in the bath tub when I go in. I just put the spider on my hand and move it to somewhere the water won't get it.

[Utopmk]

That's why I use a squirt soap. :lol:

[cloakable]

Nah, I take showers alot and there is always a spider in the bath tub when I go in. I just put the spider on my hand and move it to somewhere the water won't get it.

I prefer to torment it, before spraying it with deodrant and setting it on fire. :devil:

[Google Monster]

you... evil you!! Some reason i felt really guilty when i flushed a poor earwig down the toilet a couple weeks ago. Maybe it's because the little bugger put up a fight, didn't go down the first flush and the second flush just sunk it in. It was already in the toilet, not evil enough to throw it in there. :(

[Jezebel]

you... evil you!! Some reason i felt really guilty when i flushed a poor earwig down the toilet a couple weeks ago. Maybe it's because the little bugger put up a fight, didn't go down the first flush and the second flush just sunk it in. It was already in the toilet, not evil enough to throw it in there. :(

I get those pangs of guilt when I kill bugs too, especially when I see them struggling to stay alive! I avoid killing bugs unless they're threatening me, and have found myself rescuing a drowning moth more than once. I feel no remorse killing mosquitoes though.

[file cabinet]

what salting slugs? that is fun

[cloakable]

what salting slugs? that is fun

:D Also true for me.

[nobarcode]

Slug salter here too. It's the only way to get any movement out of them.

[Sam172]

:shock: .... Men and boys are notorious for not washing their hands

I must be abnormal ¬_¬. I've always washed my hands....I find it quite sick if I don't.

[int]

Me too. I wash my hands whenever I enter a kitchen or leave a restroom.

[Google Monster]

same here. Or walk by a river.

[Claverhouse]

Isn't that called the Pontius Pilate Syndrome ?

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :ph34r: B) :D




Claverhouse :ph34r:

[file cabinet]

by using several letters from the Pontius Pilate Syndrome turns into..
spider soap!...
yet these letters remain
ontiulteyom

[HairlessBluetick]

"supplementary idiots on"...

[file cabinet]

the remaining letters hold no mystery according to ths:
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=ontiulteyom

[Jkrs]

I keep a couple of index cards for moving bugs outside. The house is still spider central though; it's cool.

My full name is an anagram for 'alien despair gel'.

[HairlessBluetick]

My full name is an anagram for 'alien despair gel'.


:rofl: I love it -- that phrase really made me smile. I'm gonna start trying to sell that. "Alien Despair Gel." I think there's a market for that!

[KentOhio]

I was even wondering if feeding a baby their own poop would help build their immune system and protect them but without having any babies to experiment on, I suppose I will never know.
Remind me never to hire you as a babysitter <_<

[Claverhouse]

:D :D :D :D :D



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Salad]

i've had a resident spider or two living behind my toilet for about 6 months now. i think we named him, but i don't remember.