toilet talk

[file cabinet]

- at work we've run out of toilet paper so we're using paper towels instead
- I don't like having to shut the door to go to the bathroom (note, I work in a basement)
- but in general I think I would prefer to now close the door, I don't know why

edit: sleep is increasing the number of posts I'm contributing

[jimkopelli]

-I now have to share a bathroom with a bunch of other guys in the dorm.
-We have too much toilet paper. Something like three rolls started in each stall.
-The shower drain is clogged, so there is a lake unless you're the first one in (which I usually am. Darn.)
-Nobody ever uses a middle urinal anymore.
-Ours doesn't work anyway, and there is a dead praying mantis in it, floating face down.
-It's been there for at least a week and a half.
-We're on the third floor, and there is an open window right next to the urinals.
-You can't pee on people's cars from that window, they're too far away.

[Almaviva]

"-You can't pee on people's cars from that window, they're too far away."

I hope you figured this out using physics calculations and not other means:)

[jimkopelli]

What, like experimentation? Who, me? Nah, I used the easy method of common sense. They're thirty feet away. That doesn't mean people haven't gotten drunk enough to try, though...
One more
-If it is very windy, and the window is open, you don't want to use the urinal.

[shaytana]

-I share 1 bathroom with 2 men
-They both take half hour shits at least twice a day
-They both use at least 100x more toilet paper than I do, I don't ask.
-they always leave the seat up
-they leave shit splatter on the rim, puke
-why are we talking like this
-i gotta go to the bathroom now

[file cabinet]

- when I shit I can do it in less than 5 minutes

[SensEye]

--they always leave the seat up


EternalCynic take note! :D

[EternalCynic]

--they always leave the seat up


EternalCynic take note! :D

Hahaha, I've been proven wrong :D
kudos

[Daedalus_daemon]

Yea I share a restroom with an entire floor of guys too, although i don't have the pleasure of doing it with Jimkopelli...its equally as disgusting. When you need to take a spatula to pry 'things' off the wall so you can shower, times are bad.