FBI Porn Squad TO THE RESCUE!

[joft]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/19/AR2005091901570_pf.html

[AcidGoethe]

It really is sad... America, the land of the free?

[MacGuffin]

You little pornmonkeys need to be saved from your darker impulses anyways!

[attila_the_hunny]

Now I have to look for a career elsewhere! My dreams are ruined.

[Madrigal]

Anti-obscenity squad?! The fucking war-mongering bastards. They should be the first to have their hands tied!

[lexiphanic]

Funny. Good luck prosecuting anything.

[Wiki]

Fuck this country Im moving to Canada.

[PsiKik]

Actually this makes a lot of sense. Al Qaeda is behind the porn industry.
We know God gets irate at all kinds of immorality and unleashes storms and plagues on sinners.
Al Qaedas plan is to increase the level of immorality and sin amongs Americans so that God will unleash more storms and plagues to punish the sinners.
It was Osamas most brilliant plan until it was foiled by the elite 'anti porn squad'.

[joft]

holy shit, you're on to something

[Serotonin]

So it's the Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice... hey haven't I heard that somewhere before?

Still. No doubt some porn is pretty exploitative (in the sense that the subjects may have been coerced). But how would you judge what is and what isn't?

[Architectonic]

Now I have to look for a career elsewhere! My dreams are ruined.


"Based on a review of past successful cases in a variety of jurisdictions," the memo said, the best odds of conviction come with pornography that "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior." No word on the universe of other kinks that helps make porn a multibillion-dollar industry.

You'll be fine, unless you were planning on focusing on those particular areas. ;)