Pretend to be another member

[outmywindow]

Nobody's gotten it yet

Really? But it's so MoneyJungle.

[Works]

I see Works made guesses the same time I did.

TWO GUESSERS ENTER. ONE GUESSER LEAVES.

Two midgets enter! Half a man leaves!

[stuck]

Really? But it's so MoneyJungle.

No no, MJ comes across more... humanitarian? rhu, much less so. This individual is somewhere between the two. I'm shocked nobody got it yet.

[C.J.Woolf]

No no, MJ comes across more... humanitarian? rhu, much less so. This individual is somewhere between the two. I'm shocked nobody got it yet.

Randall then.

[stuck]

wronger!

[teleforce]

stigmata?

[stuck]

stigmata?

YES FINALLY

was it that lousy? i mean, stig didn't even get it.

*cries*

[Works]

A little odd.

[teleforce]

nah, it was my first guess.

[Stigmata]

(This is all the same person, btw)

Some affluent looking woman driving an ostentatious European gas guzzling vehicle tries to signal to met to let he pass as we're both sitting in bumper to bumper traffic. Judging from the time and the fact that there were small children in the car, it may be a logical assumption that perhaps she was running late a bit late that morning and was trying to cut in the line so her kids wouldn't be late for school. Don't care, not my problem. I give her the finger and drive off with a sadistic grin on my face.

One of my co-workers walks up to my desk babbling about mundane bullshit. Normally I would just tune out his mindless drivel and continue on my daily routine of pretending to do actual work, but like a fly buzzing in my ear with bullshit, I eventually couldn't ignore him any longer.

Him: So, we've decided to have the company Christmas party this year at this really nice venue in the city. There's going to be a catered event and everything, It's really going to be something great.
Me: And?
Him: *starts to stutter a bit as he seems somewhat thrown off by the enthusiasm not being reciprocated* Well I was just wondering if perhaps you planned on attending. We need to have a rough estimating of who is all actually going to show for the caterers.
Me: Nope.
Him: Hmm. Why Not? It's really going to be fun.
Me: Why would I? Also, Fun is subjective. What you call fun, I call a banal.
Him: Well, Ok, man.
Me: Close my door on the way out.


This city is filtered with homeless wastes of life. As I'm walking out the office, I see a homeless man, who I presume is completely under the influence of some type of foreign substance, laying on the sidewalk. As I proceed to step over him, He grabs the back of my right heel and asks me if perhaps I could lend him some spare change. Why would I do that? He doesn't have the means to pay me back. I swiftly pull out my switch blade and insisted he release me. I have no interest in helping this poor bastard. If he wants money, he should quit being useless and work like the rest of us.

[teleforce]

ptah?

[stuck]

haha ptah

[Stigmata]

Yep. It's pretty hard to try to mimic ptah''s posting style without making it completely obvious.

EDIT: I failed to somehow incorporate the word Irrelevant anywhere in that.

[stuck]

or qua...

but that's more ptah in a philosophical mode

[attila_the_hunny]

Yep. It's pretty hard to try to mimic ptah''s posting style without making it completely obvious.

EDIT: I failed to somehow incorporate the word Irrelevant anywhere in that.

Or "qua."

[Chaselation]

I recently went to the cultural mecca that is "The Olive Garden" with some satanists who were purporting to be my family. Little did I know this would be no ordinary 3,500 calorie gorging upon fattened carbohydrates, I would witness a drama from the plumb depths of humanity the likes of which would leave me scarred forever. The first clue that something was to go awry was my waitress, possibly one of the original Titans that ruled the earth, deciding to employ some advanced sales tactics by deploying her massive hamclaw atop my shoulder. Was this flirting, to retract it and leave the faint aphrodisiac whiff of lamb and baby powder, to mark her conquests in a more socially acceptable method than spraying me with her urine? I quickly lost consciousness after that and the rest is a marvelous astringent haze of purple and pesto.


I say Rainfall not because this represents him just because I see you choosing to parody him.

*crap should have read the whole thread

[Ptah]

Nice try, stigmata. Nice, but wide.

[kali]

Nice try, stigmata. Nice, but wide.

[kuranes]

Contest Q -

"…and so we were all a bit tipsy, to say the least, by the time we arrived at the film festival. Thornbreak’s mother had come along for some reason, and she was urging us all to go to see this one movie a friend of hers had told her to look for. She wasn’t exactly sure of the title, though, which made for some interesting to and fro as we tried to collectively work out some semblance of a schedule.

In the end we decided to go to separate films and meet up afterwards at the little sidewalk café near the Bradshaw statue, close to ground zero center.

A little boy all by himself kept tagging along with me and Hilly, as we went off to find our film. The little boy’s eyes looked lost, but he didn’t seem distressed about being lost. I could relate to that state of mind, but not to the boy himself, with his runny nose that he kept wiping on an oversized dangling polka dot shirt sleeve. I think we lost him when we took a left at the “green popcorn today” machine.

Hilly didn’t like the movie we ended up seeing, which was funny to me, since it was him who picked it out.

It was a montage of “behind the scenes” film made during the creation of various rock videos. Some of it was, nevertheless, obviously scripted and staged, but I wasn’t sure if we were meant to notice that. What is obvious to me is not so obvious to others, I’ve noticed over the years. Perhaps that was the point. ?"

Who am I ?

[kuranes]

Contest R -

"If you care about what idiots think, then you are an idiot. Fuck idiots. Fuck you."

Who am I ?

[kuranes]

Contest S -

"On the contrary. I don't have anything against men ( although sometimes they have something on me :devil: ) but, then, you aren't really what I consider a man."

Who am I ?

[stuck]

Contest R -

"If you care about what idiots think, then you are an idiot. Fuck idiots. Fuck you."

Who am I ?

YHWH?


Contest S -

"On the contrary. I don't have anything against men ( although sometimes they have something on me :devil: ) but, then, you aren't really what I consider a man."

Who am I ?

Zelda?

[kuranes]

Contest T - a dialogue that could have taken place in years preceding recent times.

Person A -

"No. Its just the usual crybabies that should be over at TypoC. As far as the other thing, you're assuming that Mac confides everything to me. You wish."

Person B -

* responding to person A, in banter *
"Actually you wish." ;)

Person A -

"Once upon a time, you mean ?" :wub:

Person B -

"As far as TypoC, sure, we've got some complainers over there, too, but I think yours here are a different flavor of complaint. It's a subtle distinction at times, but I think it exists. Of course, I might just be used to framing things a little differently."

Who are person A and person B ?

[kuranes]

YHWH?



Zelda?

Nope. You're guessing wrong on purpose ! heh. Zelda was at least sorta close, though.

[stuck]

Is B jennywocky?

/embarrassing self

[kuranes]

Is B jennywocky?

/embarrassing self

Ding Ding Ding !!! yes.

[C.J.Woolf]

Fuck fire ants. They act like they have nothing to do all day but bite you, and their mandibular dermotoxins make you feel like a hot chili pepper ate you. Texas is Hell, and fire ants are Hell's six-legged little demons.

Oh yeah, fuck Texas too. I think the slack-jawed mouth-breathers who call themselves my coworkers are secretly Texans.

[1104]

qualia? Stigmata?

i thought i'd get the obvious ones over with.

[stuck]

qualia? Stigmata?

i thought i'd get the obvious ones over with.

They have jobs?

[Delilah]

Fuck fire ants. They act like they have nothing to do all day but bite you, and their mandibular dermotoxins make you feel like a hot chili pepper ate you. Texas is Hell, and fire ants are Hell's six-legged little demons.

Oh yeah, fuck Texas too. I think the slack-jawed mouth-breathers who call themselves my coworkers are secretly Texans.

Crazy kelly? (or whatever her most reincarnation was)

[C.J.Woolf]

Hint: I moved this member to Texas to make it less obvious.

[stuck]

Hint: I moved this member to Texas to make it less obvious.

Delilah?

[Delilah]

Delilah?

Could be..

[Hermione]

Of course it's Del. Too easy.

[C.J.Woolf]

Of course it's Del. Too easy.

Yep. I thought it would be too easy, even in Texas.

[Delilah]

Of course it's Del. Too easy.

Except the fire ants are wasps, because those despicable fuckers are a cross between Satan and Alien, with creepier legs and more venom.

[Hermione]

Except the fire ants are wasps, because those despicable fuckers are a cross between Satan and Alien, with creepier legs and more venom.

Well exactly. That's whot I'm saying. He did a nice job of switching things around and all that. Still, the style, the tone, classic amazing Del. yay!

[Delilah]

Well exactly. That's whot I'm saying. He did a nice job of switching things around and all that. Still, the style, the tone, classic amazing Del. yay!

For the record, I do hate fucking Texas though. Hotter than the sun and roaches the size of 18 wheelers.

[Shades of Gray]

For the record, I do hate fucking Texas though. Hotter than the sun

For some reason, I don't think that's possible.


and roaches the size of 18 wheelers.

This, however, I do not dispute.


Contest S -

"On the contrary. I don't have anything against men ( although sometimes they have something on me :devil: ) but, then, you aren't really what I consider a man."

Who am I ?

Madrigal.

[Shades of Gray]

Delete post please.

[kuranes]

Madrigal.Close.

[LastRailway]

Contest T, person B: Jennifer.

EDIT: Ah, already done.

[outmywindow]

Delete post please.

birdsnest

/thread

[Lurker]

.

[Randall]

.

kelly

[Lurker]

kelly

Beautiful. :)

[kuranes]

Contest R -

"If you care about what idiots think, then you are an idiot. Fuck idiots. Fuck you."

Who am I ?It was J.L. des Alpins ( alpines ? ) I thought you guys would get it immediately, it seemed so easy. YHWH can be contemptuous, for sure, but I haven't noticed him posting in this style. ( I don't follow him closely, though. )

[stuck]

It was J.L. des Alpins ( alpines ? ) I thought you guys would get it immediately, it seemed so easy. YHWH can be contemptuous, for sure, but I haven't noticed him posting in this style. ( I don't follow him closely, though. )

It's a little terse for the grumpy bunny.

[kuranes]

It's a little terse for the grumpy bunny.He doesn't post enough for me to really get a feel for an "average" post length. I was thinking of the posts that I believe were in the hazing thread.

[YHWH]

At the core of my blabber, that's pretty much what I'm always trying to say.

[kali]

The core of my bladder, has pretty much not seen the light of day.

[rhinosaur]

*Starts thread in Purgatory about random thought I just had*

Hehe :)

[LastRailway]

*Starts thread in Purgatory about random thought I just had*

Hehe :)

Cam'ron!

[LastRailway]

Some posts moved here (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?44501-Del-and-Tlal-are-playing-quot-Pretend-to-be-another-member-quot).