Give me a... [Archive] - INTP Central

jimkopelli

28 Sep 2004, 05:16 PM

Ok... general weirdness will probably ensue.
Anyone can just post a random request for something, and the next person should post a picture of that and another request. For example,

Give me someone wearing a tinfoil hat.
and the response would be

http://img1.imageshack.us/files/tinfoil%20hat.JPG
Give me a dancing cow...

and so on.

So... gimme that dancing cow.

Sam172

28 Sep 2004, 05:24 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Sam172/cow.gif

Give me a human jelly sculpture :D

Claverhouse

28 Sep 2004, 07:01 PM

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/p5_diet.jpg

ERIK DIETMAN
"Compotes humaines" / "Human jelly" 1994/95

Sculptures/installation
ceramics, miscellaneous objects
variable sizes, price according to the installation

This is providing one is allowed to google.

{ Dear God, do you think I like viewing installationist 'art' ? }

A Cat au militaire

Claverhouse :ph34r:

DIETMAN2 (http://magg.w3sites.net/ang/artistes/dietman2.html)

Jezebel

28 Sep 2004, 07:06 PM

or:
http://www.yankeehalloween.com/qwiggle/faceghoulash-lg.jpg

Claverhouse, what do you want?

jimkopelli

28 Sep 2004, 09:13 PM

It doesn't matter what he wants, it's what you want. But, since neither of you took it... it's what I want.
Gimme... A ceiling fan with only one blade.

(Of course you can google. No, you're supposed to have this stuff in your basement, all of it.)

Sam172

28 Sep 2004, 10:51 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Sam172/images.jpg

that was a hard one ;P

Gimme a duck juggling yellow balls

jimkopelli

28 Sep 2004, 10:58 PM

Actually... I was thinking of this one...
http://www.ceilingfansontheweb.com/images/CeilingFan/fafp2100mw.jpg
And mine are hard?

Jezebel

29 Sep 2004, 08:05 AM

proof that I have too much free time on my hands:
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/duckjuggler.jpg

give me children doing something they shouldn't

Avengardh

29 Sep 2004, 10:59 AM

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/bush43.jpg

Technically, it's only one child, but you can see the other child's arm.

Give me a hundred white cats.

~*Aven*~

Utopmk

29 Sep 2004, 11:37 AM

HairlessBluetick

29 Sep 2004, 02:52 PM

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/janis-joplin-image-447x800.jpg
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/kurtg.jpg
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/jim-morrison-cig.jpg
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/pict7.jpg

There you go. Give me someone stuck to a bicycle.

jimkopelli

29 Sep 2004, 03:56 PM

http://www.co.pinellas.fl.us/mpo/images/wreckguy1.gif
Gimme a tree with four or more people in it.

Sam172

29 Sep 2004, 05:34 PM

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~slichti/photos/springfest-03/images/photos/Forestry-Tree-Climbing-02.jpg

Gimme a bed being used as a road vehincle

nobarcode

29 Sep 2004, 05:59 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/nobarcode/BedNear.jpg

*edits dirty mind*

How about a clown flying an airplane.

jimkopelli

29 Sep 2004, 07:19 PM

http://www.flyingfrog.com/SPIFFY/Airplane.jpg
Clowns have disturbing as hell webpages. ::shudder::
Give me a staircase missing steps.

EternalCynic

29 Sep 2004, 09:51 PM

http://www.poisonville.net/walkthru/kploc/Wt33.jpg

or if video games arent allowed,

http://crystalarts.com/photography/blackwhite/structure/gifs/stairs.gif

Give me a... killer bunny with a knife.

29 Sep 2004, 11:41 PM

Okay, sorry to interrupt, but you get extra points (for creativity) for the video game screen shot.

:hello:

EternalCynic

29 Sep 2004, 11:45 PM

Okay, sorry to interrupt, but you get extra points (for creativity) for the video game screen shot.

:hello:

I'd be glad to accept if I were the one who made it ^^;

29 Sep 2004, 11:54 PM

Oh...

29 Sep 2004, 11:58 PM

Let me see...

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/bunny.jpg

Give me a "Donkey tied to a post."

HairlessBluetick

30 Sep 2004, 01:03 AM

No Bun Bun? I'm disappointed. :(

30 Sep 2004, 01:06 AM

HUH? :huh:

HairlessBluetick

30 Sep 2004, 01:08 AM

Bun-Bun... the knife-wielding mini-lop from Sluggy Freelance. (www.sluggy.com)

30 Sep 2004, 01:29 AM

Oh... :huh: him...

Sorry. I must be too freakin' old. :)

HairlessBluetick

30 Sep 2004, 01:33 AM

Nah, I'm just a freak who reads too many webcomics :). Anyway, here's your donkey.

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/DONKEY.jpg

I would like an upside-down raccoon.

Avengardh

30 Sep 2004, 03:04 AM

Give me a hundred white cats.

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/109645kittiesforaven.JPG

I fluffed your bag, Aven. It's no secret, that is 10 white cats 10x. You never specified that they couldn't be clones. ;P

Give me a picture of 4 or more rock stars who died at age 27.

I think that was 11 * 11, but no matter anyway, gods, now I can die happy, so much cuteness, mwahaha.

HB, I was dissapointed too! I wanted Bun Bun ^__^

~*Aven*~

Jezebel

30 Sep 2004, 04:43 AM

I would like an upside-down raccoon.

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/raccoon.jpg

give me someone using a garbage bag as clothing

jimkopelli

30 Sep 2004, 05:57 AM

Check this. It satisfies yours and my first one.
http://calvarychapel.com/auburn/images/School/Gallery/spirit%20week%20garbage%20bag-tin%20foil%20day.jpg
Give me... an orange and green bridge.

Division56

30 Sep 2004, 06:39 AM

Check this. It satisfies yours and my first one.
http://calvarychapel.com/auburn/images/School/Gallery/spirit%20week%20garbage%20bag-tin%20foil%20day.jpg
Give me... an orange and green bridge.

Hey, look! It's Johnny! ;P :nerd:

Ckyzxr

30 Sep 2004, 08:41 AM

Ok here's your orange and green bridge...

http://www.dizayndental.com/metalikron.jpg

:D :D :D :blink:

give me a police officer picking their nose

ohnoaninfp

30 Sep 2004, 08:23 PM

http://www.superiorconcept.org/Assets/MorinesioWeb/Morinesio02_images/Donkey.jpg

ohnoaninfp

30 Sep 2004, 08:25 PM

How do you guys get pictures off the internet? I am having a hard time posting pictures. Please help me

jimkopelli

30 Sep 2004, 08:32 PM

Use the IMG command in the post. Like this, only take out the spaces or just use the button.
[ i m g ]http://www.superiorconcept.org/Assets/MorinesioWeb/Morinesio02_images/Donkey.jpg[ / i m g ]

int

30 Sep 2004, 08:34 PM

I added the tags for ya. :)

But I think you're a few posts behind. :(

30 Sep 2004, 09:30 PM

"Johnny"... :rofl:

jimkopelli

5 Oct 2004, 02:59 AM

It's been five days, and no one has found the required pic... so I'm gonna cheat.
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/intp2.gif
Don't make a habit of this.
Give me... someone holding a flaming musical instrument.

int

5 Oct 2004, 03:08 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/xparmstr/Random/paul94guitar_on_fire_klar.jpg

Give me a pig in uniform.

jimkopelli

5 Oct 2004, 03:21 AM

We did that already... oh, wait, he's just wearing a blue hat.

Ckyzxr

6 Oct 2004, 07:16 AM

http://www.pigsonparade.com/images/hogheaven/theBabe.jpg

How about graffiti in an unusual place.

HairlessBluetick

6 Oct 2004, 09:13 AM

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/happy.jpg

How about a flower that looks angry?

ohnoaninfp

6 Oct 2004, 06:16 PM

http://jon.nullnode.com/odd/bob.gif

how about a cat flying an airplane?

Boozer

6 Oct 2004, 06:58 PM

http://www.beamscreations.com/images/FlyingHiCatOrange200x150anim.gif

Give me an underage smoker

int

6 Oct 2004, 07:18 PM

http://www.nationaudio.com/News/DailyNation/27102003/News/images/smoke2710.jpg

Give me a ticked off vacuum cleaner.

Birnam

7 Oct 2004, 05:19 AM

http://www.einhorn-film.at/filme_qrst/toaster_2.jpg

give me a raven stealing something non-shiny. (things like the sun and jewelry are shiny)

ohnoaninfp

7 Oct 2004, 08:23 PM

http://www.raggedraven.co.uk/raven.gif

give me a flower eating a person

BritainOphira

10 Oct 2004, 07:14 PM

http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/museum/media/little-shop-of-horrors.jpg

Give me an evil armidillo.

YourLocalCynic

10 Oct 2004, 07:47 PM

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/q/u/quilsnap/what2.jpg.html

I want a distinctly unusual cow.

Claverhouse

10 Oct 2004, 08:57 PM

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/tech_cow.gif

The shielded bottle contains molybdenum-99. The molybdenum (half-life 66 hours) decays into technetium-99 (half-life 6 hours). This technetium can easily be chemically separated. In hospitals it is frequently used for diagnostic purposes. If a hospital receives a fresh bottle - a so-called technetium 'cow' - every week, the doctors in the hospital can have technetium at their disposal any time of the day, seven days a week, by 'milking' the cow.

Nuclear Medicine (http://www.nrg-nl.com/public/medical/valley/node6.htm)

Give me a holy man with a gun.

Claverhouse :ph34r:

Claverhouse

10 Oct 2004, 09:07 PM

[ Annoyed]

Oh. OK then:

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/cow.jpg

I took this photograph in a field between Lexington and Louisville, Kentucky, I always knew strange things happen in the US but this was weird until I discovered the reason for it. In Chicago last year in order to make money for charity, large stores bought fibre glass cows as that area is renown for its beef. They painted the cows all colours. there was an auction for charity later in the year and it seems the owner of this property bought this cow. Just for the record it never moves

Michael O'Byrne (http://www.jerpoint.com/cow.html)

Claverhouse :ph34r:

( Incidentally, there was a punk group called The Dead Milkmen who released an album, Death Rides A Pale Cow (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/d/dead-milkmen/death-rides-a-pale-cow.shtml) ).

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/death-rides-a-pale-cow.gif

Sam172

10 Oct 2004, 09:25 PM

http://director.goluxstudio.com/pope/images/pialli-wrestles-for-the-gun.jpg

Give me a duck with a monacle

YourLocalCynic

10 Oct 2004, 11:37 PM

http://www.exploretheloft.com/jpgfiles/nc0474.jpg

I'd like a penguin displaying a bad habit.

Claverhouse

11 Oct 2004, 12:02 AM

Gay Penguins (http://www.emperor-penguin.com/gay-penguins.html)

For many years, the keepers of the Brooklyn penguins believed that these romantic trials and tribulations took place only between the male and female penguins in the exhibit. Recently, however, they discovered that one more variation on the love theme was represented in the mix -- and had been there for years. A blood test revealed that Wendell and Cass, an inseparable pair of 15-year-olds known for a tidy nest and enduring lust, were both male. It didn't surprise the aquarium folks, but the media got excited and recently outed the adoring and oblivious couple...

Happens in humans too, I'm told. [ Looks suspiciously over to France ].

Give me a programmer doing something normal.

Claverhouse :ph34r:

[ If you click on the Penguin pictures they take you to other Penguin Pages: endless Penguin delights ].

jimkopelli

11 Oct 2004, 04:01 PM

Normal for what kind of programmer? How about fighting the man?
http://www.joshimitsu.com/img/xp.jpg
Give me a person using (not just carrying, but using) at least three umbrellas.

ohnoaninfp

11 Oct 2004, 06:52 PM

http://www.thejademonkey.com/whatsnew/images/z+UMB3T+balinese_ceremonial_umbrellas_three_tier+thumb.jpg

Give me killer toads

jimkopelli

11 Oct 2004, 10:10 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2004/05/31/wtoad31.jpg
and the news article on this little guy is here (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/05/31/wtoad31.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/05/31/ixworld.html).
Give me... a flamingo made out of some kind of food. (Flamingo meat does not count. I wonder if they taste like shrimp?)

Avengardh

13 Oct 2004, 06:46 AM

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/Flamingo.jpg

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/fla2.jpg

Dunno what the second one is made of.

Give me...monkeys living in the desert.

Arcael

13 Oct 2004, 06:58 AM

http://www.houseoftheorangemonkey.co.uk/monkey/hats/images/sombrero1.jpg

or:
http://www.monkeyview.net/id/144/nevada/red_s_lair.jpg

give me some cats playing pool

Crazy

13 Oct 2004, 11:29 PM

http://www.onthesnap.com/products/movie_prints/35-76.jpg

give me a man standing on the ceiling with at least one other person on the floor

Jezebel

14 Oct 2004, 12:20 AM

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/astronauts.jpg

Give me a photograph of someone dancing with their pet, other than a dog

Groty

14 Oct 2004, 02:58 AM

http://www.synaptic.bc.ca/FilmArts/Salmon_Chanted_Evening/images/Fantasy%20Sequence--Dancing%20Bear.jpg

Show me a baby pigeon! I've always wanted to see what one looks like.

Jezebel

14 Oct 2004, 03:07 AM

Show me a baby pigeon! I've always wanted to see what one looks like.

they're ugly little things, yet cute in a weird sort of way. My grandfather used to raise them.

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/IM000072.JPG

http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/birdTax.jpg

give me real live siamese twin animals

Crazy

14 Oct 2004, 07:32 PM

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:zyJ2hXAO8FMJ:www.thaisiam.de/wurf3_8wochen.jpg

They are siamese cats born on the same day by the same mother.

Gimme an ape in a bikini