oh my god, this is so funny.

[nobarcode]

:rofl:

[Vagabond]

Yeah, extremely funny. :rant: :P

[Niflheimian]

I'm too sexy for my hat.
*removes hat*
Too sexy for my shirt.
*rips off shirt*
So sexy it hurts...
*grabs chest in pain*

[nobarcode]

;)

[jimkopelli]

Ever seen the Pop-Up Video episode about that song? It's funny as hell. Ah, back when MTV played music...

[ohnoaninfp]

??????????????????????????

[s]

Like... totally hilarious.

*sarcastic tone*


(Edited)

[Google Monster]

Like... totally hilarious.

Sounds like something a stereotypical cheerleader would say not wonder woman!

[s]

Sorry... I forgot to add *sarcasm*

[Google Monster]

*giggles*

[Claverhouse]

Isn't Wonderwoman a cheerleader then ?



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[Google Monster]

hmmm.....

[jimkopelli]

For who?

"Super, Super, he's the man,
If he can't do it... I guess I'll step in with the Lasso of Truth and these cool armband thingies and kick some ass and generally save the day and clean up the mess."

I'm not seeing it...

[Google Monster]

I see it only in the beginning of that statement, but it loses it's meaning after the pause.

[jimkopelli]

That's why I'm not seeing it.

[Google Monster]

Centuries passed and men continued to wage war on one another, Themyscira however remained hidden. The Amazons aged slowly, but as time passed Aphrodite realised that without men, there would be no children born for the ensuing generations. To continue the Amazon family Aphrodite granted Hippolyte the ability to precisely recreate the human form in clay. Aphrodite upon admiring the queens' first sculpture of a baby girl, breathed life into it bringing to existence Diana. Diana grew to be the strongest of all the Amazons.

One day at the islands beach Diana found the wreckage of an aeroplane, and within it the unconscious body of a mortal man. Diana rescued him and proceeded to nurse him back to health. Hippolyte foreseeing complications insisted that the man return to his own world. Meanwhile in the heavens Ares and Aphrodite continued their quarrel, Ares boasted that his theories were correct as men had now been warring for centuries, Aphrodite agreed, but said that they would soon stop when she sent a warrior to stop this war.

Aphrodite appeared in a dream to Hippolyte and instructed to send her most powerful warrior, a champion, back to the man's country. A contest was then held, to see who was the most powerful Amazon, Diana easily won all the contests. To aid her in her battles, Diana was given a costume to wear (based on the designs of the plane wreck), an invisible airplane and a magic lasso that allowed only truth to be told by whomever held it. Diana was also given a pair of bracelets to wear, forged by Hercules to remind her of her Amazonian responsibilities. Therefore, Wonder Woman was born.

[s]

Actually, there was this little known time (I haven't spoken about it in a couple millennia it seems), when back at Paradise Island, I did in fact cheer at an Olympic game. I only did it, because my name sake (The Goddess Diana) asked me to help out. Personally, I prefer to play or watch the games than to face the wrong direction (the audience). Not my proudest moment, but oh well, there ya have it. I won't say much more, since I do not care to be smote. :ph34r:

Superman is no Lt. Steve Trevor... :wub:

[Claverhouse]

To Odd One:


You do realise that's absolute piffle, don't you ?

[ Edges away cautiously ]


Anyway, I've barely heard of most of the comic-book pantheon: and consider them all rot.

She's dressed like a cheerleader. :rofl:



Claverhouse :ph34r:

[s]

You forgot to mention my mother was pissed when I signed up to take Cutie pie back to the States. I will spare you the angst.

[Google Monster]

Everything that comes from someone else is piffle to another somewhere else. Eat that piffle pickle.

[jimkopelli]

That's part of her super powers... the ability to fit into the costume... it's one of the basic lower level power things, though... almost all super-heros have it. :)
But you still write home, eh?

[s]

That's part of her super powers... the ability to fit into the costume... it's one of the basic lower level power things, though... almost all super-heros have it. :)
But you still write home, eh?

Fitting into this get up is a super power. :D

I write, I fly.

[jimkopelli]

Wait... Were there lassos back then? I mean, around when the Greeks were coming up with their mythology? I guess there might have been... because animals had been domesticated for ages, at that point... but I was under the impression that the Amazons were more known for archery and having to undergo some of the dumbest self-mutilation I've ever heard of to get the maximum draw from their bows...

[s]

Do I look like I have one breast? That is soooo old fashioned.

[jimkopelli]

I can't tell from the current ava pic... but I'm pretty sure Wonder Woman definitely has all of her equipment. Seemed like a waste to me, too.

[Google Monster]

:ph34r:

[s]

Now Odd One is scared?

[jimkopelli]

Maybe he should be... but I don't know why...

[s]

I think the word "breast" scared him off.

[jimkopelli]

Maybe it was the notion of cutting one off that did it.

[s]

Odd One?

*crickets*

[Google Monster]

My internet is gone for awhile. That is what fear is about.

[jimkopelli]

:ph34r: