Post Your Voice!

[!diom]

Lament (http://www.ryanshepherd.net/stuff/Lament.mp3), as read by Ryan Schuyler Shepherd.

Hipster!

:whyi:

[HoneyCyclical]

Cut out the flac/k!

[ryan_m_parr]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/ryan_m_parr/th_Lament.jpg (http://s83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/ryan_m_parr/?action=view&current=Lament.jpg)

My Lament recitation (http://www.4shared.com/file/121882597/188b55bc/Lament.html)
:stupid:

[Schuyler]

Hipster!

:whyi:

Oh come now, an appreciation of absurdity and incongruity doesn't make someone a hipster. On top of that, I have little to no appreciation for anachronism, and look far too much like a jock to ever pull off the hipster aesthetic.

[!diom]

I have little to no appreciation for anachronism, and look far too much like a jock to ever pull off the hipster aesthetic.

Well, then I guess it's sorta ironic that you're a hipster, huh?

[Schuyler]

Well, then I guess it's sorta ironic that you're a hipster, huh?

I know, and I just spent the last post vehemently defending myself from an accusation that I'm a hipster, which I guess is really the final nail in the coffin.

*Waiter!* Get me some Pabst and a pair of women's jeans!

[Delilah]

Get me some Pabst

PBR me!

CoHo! You prick! Where are you?



=))

[pan_sonic_000]

I worship at the sacred temple of Madrigal. Her screen name is my mantra.

Thus, thou shalt behold the power of the almighty Argentinian feline:

[Madrigal]

I worship at the sacred temple of Madrigal. Her screen name is my mantra.

Thus, thou shalt behold the power of the almighty Argentinian feline:
:lol:

*suddenly feels scared to sleep alone*

Hmmm....


That was totally awesome. :wub:

[CoHo]

*Waiter!* Get me some Pabst and a pair of women's jeans!

It's a little tiring that you hipsters have decided to take pabst as your go to beer of choice. Especially when fuckwads try to charge anything more than $2 for a can.

OH and it's a fucking PBR. Not Pabst.

[Schuyler]

OH and it's a fucking PBR. Not Pabst.

I know... I was being... ironic. well actually facetious, to be fair

MOTHERFUCKER :banghead:

[Delilah]

It's a little tiring that you hipsters have decided to take pabst as your go to beer of choice. Especially when fuckwads try to charge anything more than $2 for a can.

OH and it's a fucking PBR. Not Pabst.

Yes, PBR me, please.

=))

[CoHo]

I know... I was being... ironic.

I doubt you have the capacity for irony.

<=========== YEAH that's right. Bright Heart (of the care bear cousins) just pwned you!

[Schuyler]

I doubt you have the capacity for irony.

<=========== YEAH that's right. Bright Heart (of the care bear cousins) just pwned you!

:cry:

:sobs: :boohoo:


:offtopic:, but I do agree with you though, it's infuriating how many trendsters/hipsters/indiefucks call it just pabst (a somewhat solid majority where I am, even, which is sad) and have no idea they're being dipshits. Which is indicative of the thing that is the foundation for my actual, real life honest to god genuine not-just-social-backlash hatred of hipsters: as an archetype, their interest in any one subject is almost purely aesthetic, and as such they rarely have enough of an investment in the objects they are appropriating to develop a genuine competence.

[Delilah]

You are both missing the point! IT TASTES LIKE SHIT!

[outmywindow]

My Lament recitation (http://www.4shared.com/file/121882597/188b55bc/Lament.html)
:stupid:
Where are you from? You have a mild accent to my ears, but I can't place it.

Also, this thread needs more inane recorded chatter as opposed to written chatter.


You are both missing the point! IT TASTES LIKE SHIT!
And Delilah destroys the competition. Argument over.

Voices please.

[Delilah]

Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Off to play rock Band. You mother fuckers better pray I don't post THAT!

[Rincon]

Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Off to play rock Band. You mother fuckers better pray I don't post THAT!

:mad: Goddamnit, I even produced a custom-made karaoke (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showpost.php?p=1112864&postcount=21) for you so Iwe all could hear your voice!

[md5fungi]

time to embarrass myself -

preface: once in awhile i'll decide to record a radiohead song, and i always fuck something up or give up halfway, so here is one of those half-assed attempts. i also went a little effects-crazy, so you get scaryghostlike md5voice on "climbing up the walls failure".

[Rhu]

I haven't contributed to this thread in a long time.

Therefore: eat a bag of dicks, everyone.

[Madrigal]

I haven't contributed to this thread in a long time.

Therefore: eat a bag of dicks, everyone.
ROFL :theclap:

I can't believe you. THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

Best forest bedtime story I ever heard! :lol:




Why didn't I realize I shouldn't have been eating while I listened to that, though.

[Rhu]

It probably would have helped if you sliced the bananas up a little more before putting them in your cereal.


In this context, you could probably ease up on the milk, too.

[Delilah]

:mad: Goddamnit, I even produced a custom-made karaoke (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showpost.php?p=1112864&postcount=21) for you so Iwe all could hear your voice!

:blush:

I do keep thinking about doing that, but, geez, I couldn't even stand having me talking up here for any length of time, not to mention the pictures........:ph34r:

[Madrigal]

It probably would have helped if you sliced the bananas up a little more before putting them in your cereal.


In this context, you could probably ease up on the milk a little, too.
I was eating meat!

I can't wait for my twin sister to come home so I can show it to her. :lol:

[ThatGirl]

Why is this thread yelling at me?

[Madrigal]

Why is this thread yelling at me?

It's not yelling at you.


Do any of you ever imagine what somebody's voice sounds like when you read their posts?

I don't imagine anything about you yet, n00b. All in due time!

[ThatGirl]

It's not yelling at you.



I don't imagine anything about you yet, n00b. All in due time!

lol

[Madrigal]

I can't wait for my twin sister to come home so I can show it to her. :lol:

I showed it to her (the INFJ). She thought it was hilarious. And then a while later she said as an afterthought, "Does he hate women?" :grin:



Of course, the right answer would have been, "No... just humanity." :D

[Rhu]

Hate women?! If anything, that's a tale victimization by a hatable thing posessed soley by men (or so I'm told (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showpost.php?p=1171350&postcount=27)).


It should be clear, therefore, that I am a human-hating feminist! :soap:

[Google Monster]

I have 16 personalities but only 10 decided to contribute tonight. So without further ado, here we are.

P.S. I will have to double post due to the 5 attachments limit.

So Here is 1-5 of 10

[Google Monster]

Can you guess which is My ENTP one out of the 10 voices? :gm:



So Here is 6-10 of 10

[HoneyCyclical]

Number 6 is your ENTP voice. Number 9 is my favorite. Voice Number 3 should do a cooking show.

[Google Monster]

Number 6 is your voice. Number 9 is my favorite.

I'm drunk, butt bening sushed... so i;ll reply l8tr when da tyme is wright honey/


fucking prick... telimg me to go to bed... :smooch:

[HoneyCyclical]

Google Whiskey Monster

[Google Monster]

Number 6 is your ENTP voice. Number 9 is my favorite. Voice Number 3 should do a cooking show.

Close... however number 3 is da cook. :gm:

[52 Pick-up]

lol

[by4kug4n]

I've been lurking around here for a while, and I've heard a couple of samples, and I thought that... well... it wouldn't hurt to post up a sample of my voice.

Just bear with me. I was a bit nervous, and the fact that I only had 20 seconds to say stuff made me sorta rush right through it all... and all in the name of getting it to be under 1MB for the .wav file... yeah.

So... here goes nothing~

[Jonnyboy]

As if anyone will ever listen.

[angelique]

Can you guess which is My ENTP one out of the 10 voices? :gm:



So Here is 6-10 of 10

Your voice is numero 7 even if you're attempting a funny accent.

[CreativeChaos]

Okay, here goes. I'm finally posting my voice. I got too close to the mic, so it's kinda whooshy, but...

[HoneyCyclical]

Okay, here goes. I'm finally posting my voice. I got too close to the mic, so it's kinda whooshy, but...

Is this fake? Or is that really your natural voice?

[Madrigal]

Awesome, CC. :highfive:

[md5fungi]

Awesome, CC. :highfive:

Whoa. I just realized this forum has two CCs.

FUCK COULD THIS BE ANY MORE CONFUSING

[monolith]

here ya go. short sample. i have a texan accent in spanish and a spanish accent in english. :headphone:

attached is an ogg i culdnt find the lame_enc.dll :P

well fuck me it didnt work

[Google Monster]

Your voice is numero 7 even if you're attempting a funny accent.

Damn, failed attempt. :sadbanana:

[md5fungi]

well fuck me it didnt work

ya it did nice voice i liek it

[CreativeChaos]

Is this fake? Or is that really your natural voice?

Huh? :huh: Yeah, that's my natural voice. Why would you think it's fake? How could you fake such a thing anyway? Just wondering...:)


Awesome, CC. :highfive:

Thanks Madrigal! :grin: :wub: :hug:


Whoa. I just realized this forum has two CCs.

FUCK COULD THIS BE ANY MORE CONFUSING

Okay, but I'd bet my cat (who is very dear to me) that I was the First CC. I have no clue who the other one is.

If you're confused you can just call me the

Ultimate Most Awesome Legendary CC!!!!!.

Or just put CC:wub: to distinguish the two. ;)

[Jennywocky]

Huh? :huh: Yeah, that's my natural voice. Why would you think it's fake? How could you fake such a thing anyway? Just wondering...:)

ha ha, that's great, cc! Honestly, it did sound like you were making your voice "cutesier" if that makes any sense. :) but if not... very nice to finally hear you! :)

[CreativeChaos]

ha ha, that's great, cc! Honestly, it did sound like you were making your voice "cutesier" if that makes any sense. :) but if not... very nice to finally hear you! :)

Lol! Yeah, that makes sense. Well, that is my natural voice. I sound like a 10 year old girl. Now, when I answer the phone at work, I purposely lower my pitch and make it louder to sound "professional". I debated wether to do that, but I decided I would just be my natural self.

So you thought it was cute?:wub:

Thanks! I'll dig up a compliment from anywhere.;) And I wouldn't feel it to be a compliment if I had "faked" it. So, I was just being me, and was going to take whatever comments came my way, even if they were negative; like "WTF? You're how old? Six?" etc.

[bluebell]

Well, that is my natural voice. I sound like a 10 year old girl.

It's funny - your voice simultaneously sounds young and old at the same time. It does sound a bit like a 10 year old girl but at the same time, you clearly sound like an adult as well, and an adult older than 30 or 40 at that. If that makes sense.

[CreativeChaos]

It's funny - your voice simultaneously sounds young and old at the same time. It does sound a bit like a 10 year old girl but at the same time, you clearly sound like an adult as well, and an adult older than 30 or 40 at that. If that makes sense.

Huh. Thanks bluebell. Yeah, I am older than 30.;) Well good! I'm glad you said that. I don't feel as self-conscious of my voice now. Thanks!:) It's really very hard to be objective in these matters.

[Chunes]

As if anyone will ever listen.

Your voice absolutely in every way reminds me of Peter Joseph. Well, more than just your voice. Poise, inflection, and subject matter too.

[hardkar]

Me and my INTP friend (zim01001 (http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=2269)) conducted a brutal experiment on some rubbish laying around. (Please ignore the false-friend at the end of the clip)

My voice and mothertongue

Please note that this clip shows brutal violance against a defenceless CPU. Viewer discretion is advised.

[cripple]

YOUTUBE

haha, INTJs, mycket underlige ;)

[hardkar]

haha, INTJs, mycket underlige ;)
Min INTP-vän gjorde inget för att stoppa mig.

All in the name of science. For videnskaben!

[cripple]

Min INTP-vän gjorde inget för att stoppa mig.

All in the name of science. For videnskaben!
That's as it normally play out. Interference is for the Js.

[Limey]

Me and my INTP friend (zim01001 (http://forums.intpcentral.com/member.php?u=2269)) conducted a brutal experiment on some rubbish laying around. (Please ignore the false-friend at the end of the clip)

Please note that this clip shows brutal violance against a defenceless CPU. Viewer discretion is advised.

Oh man, was that a Palomino core?
I hate those things, I almost fell out of my 14 year affair with AMD over those. I had a 1.1 that wouldn't overclock at all!

EDIT: Also "SCHMOLDEN!" "PUPPENHEIGER!" haha

[hardkar]

Oh man, was that a Palomino core?
I hate those things, I almost fell out of my 14 year affair with AMD over those. I had a 1.1 that wouldn't overclock at all!Yep it's the palomino (Edit: Thunderbird after closer inspection) with the 133MHz front-side bus. I tried to clock it aswell. Set the FSB to 134 and it just restarted. :sadbanana: The death was instantanous when the heat-sink was lifted, a fraction of second later it started to smoke.
I've still got a large pile of rubbish to do something with. If someone doesn't want it.


EDIT: Also "SCHMOLDEN!" "PUPPENHEIGER!" hahaWhat? I better stick to Swedish however, it don't know what's worst, that or my accent.
:grin:

[SilverRose]

Do any of you ever imagine what somebody's voice sounds like when you read their posts?

Note 1: Please right-click and 'Save as' to download properly.
Note 2: You can attach an mp3/wav up to 1MB in size to your post

Is this still about posting your voice? Btw-You have a rather enticing voice. <= platonic compliment.

[Madrigal]

Is this still about posting your voice? Btw-You have a rather enticing voice. <= platonic compliment.

Thanks. *blush*

Yeah, you can post your voice here! :)

[SilverRose]

Thanks. *blush*

Yeah, you can post your voice here! :)

http://www.snapvine.com/message/show/22042417

Here you are then. Mock British accent. Wouldn't want you peope liking my regular voice now would I?

[Unapplied Knowledge]

http://www.snapvine.com/message/show/22042417

Here you are then. Mock British accent. Wouldn't want you peope liking my regular voice now would I?

Very pleasant tone and what not. You've got one of those voices that would work well for one of those guided relaxation sort of things.

Also, I second that thing about CreativeChaos sounding both young and old at the same time. It's interesting.

Limey just sounds about as typically British as I imagined him. Those 3 are the only ones I've heard so far.

Personally, this thread is the bane of my existence. But I'll post sometime soon anyhow.

[SilverRose]

Very pleasant tone and what not. You've got one of those voices that would work well for one of those guided relaxation sort of things.

Also, I second that thing about CreativeChaos sounding both young and old at the same time. It's interesting.

Limey just sounds about as typically British as I imagined him. Those 3 are the only ones I've heard so far.

Personally, this thread is the bane of my existence. But I'll post sometime soon anyhow.

I'll await you voice then. ^_-

[Unapplied Knowledge]

I'll await you voice then. ^_-

Pretty sure there's a proverb about being careful what you wish for..


This one is just me talking as I normally would:

http://www.2shared.com/file/7543701/2bffbf27/UKnatural.html

This is me trying to sound a little more clear and.. stuff. Yea, there's not much of a difference, but I tried:

http://www.2shared.com/file/7543695/fc92aa40/UKstage.html

Notes:

Yes, I'm aware I'm mumbly.

Yes, I'm aware I have a lisp.

Yes, I'm aware I talk fast.


Tangential:

I should have possibly done a singing thing, but I'd rather do that.. you know, in the context of other music. One thing my voice does well in my opinion. I also focus more on articulation and such. Anyhow, though, rambling...

[by4kug4n]

"Yes, I'm aware I'm mumbly."

Believe me, when I'm speaking to a friend or someone I feel comfortable around, I also tend to mumble quite a bit. With other people I don't know quite as well, or if it's just business, I just get self-conscious and try to enunciate my words properly, kind of like in your second sample.

And now, I'm wondering what your voice is like while singing~

[SilverRose]

Pretty sure there's a proverb about being careful what you wish for..


This one is just me talking as I normally would:

http://www.2shared.com/file/7543701/2bffbf27/UKnatural.html

This is me trying to sound a little more clear and.. stuff. Yea, there's not much of a difference, but I tried:

http://www.2shared.com/file/7543695/fc92aa40/UKstage.html

Notes:

Yes, I'm aware I'm mumbly.

Yes, I'm aware I have a lisp.

Yes, I'm aware I talk fast.


Tangential:

I should have possibly done a singing thing, but I'd rather do that.. you know, in the context of other music. One thing my voice does well in my opinion. I also focus more on articulation and such. Anyhow, though, rambling...

You sound like Owen Wilson with a lot of "ums" in between your words and no pauses for breath. Not too much of a bad thing.

[Unapplied Knowledge]

You sound like Owen Wilson with a lot of "ums" in between your words and no pauses for breath. Not too much of a bad thing.

I figure long gaps of silence in conversation are awkward as I try to organize my thoughts for output, so that's what the "ums" are for, I suppose.

[D33P7HR047]

If you heard my real voice then I would have to kill you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcRUdMHMOFI&feature=player_embedded)

[SilverRose]

I figure long gaps of silence in conversation are awkward as I try to organize my thoughts for output, so that's what the "ums" are for, I suppose.

Eh, I try to avoid pauses and such in conversation, but I just try to heighten my thinking speed so as to make my responses more in time. That way the pauses are shorter.

[Unapplied Knowledge]

Eh, I try to avoid pauses and such in conversation, but I just try to heighten my thinking speed so as to make my responses more in time. That way the pauses are shorter.

My problem is the thinking speed. Grabbing something out of the torrent of thought feels extremely difficult sometimes -- more so because I have difficulty vocally articulating. Writing isn't a problem; I can usually immediately transfer my thoughts to a written format, without pause. TL;DR: Speaking sucks.

Oddly enough, I don't have the same problem singing (because I don't really treat words as words but a series of different tonal qualities and methods of playing the vocal instrument).

[SilverRose]

My problem is the thinking speed. Grabbing something out of the torrent of thought feels extremely difficult sometimes -- more so because I have difficulty vocally articulating. Writing isn't a problem; I can usually immediately transfer my thoughts to a written format, without pause. TL;DR: Speaking sucks.

Oddly enough, I don't have the same problem singing (because I don't really treat words as words but a series of different tonal qualities and methods of playing the vocal instrument).

Oh can you sing then? I won't criticize too horridly. :happpy:

[Unapplied Knowledge]

Oh can you sing then? I won't criticize too horridly. :happpy:

Can I? Yes. Will I? Yea, I'll get there eventually. Perfectionist that I am, I have to pick out at least a couple of songs to show at least a couple of different styles (choral and rock lead, for instance), and in the case of rock, I feel compelled to provide instrumentation as well, so..

Maybe an a capella one soon.

[SilverRose]

Can I? Yes. Will I? Yea, I'll get there eventually. Perfectionist that I am, I have to pick out at least a couple of songs to show at least a couple of different styles (choral and rock lead, for instance), and in the case of rock, I feel compelled to provide instrumentation as well, so..

Maybe an a capella one soon.

lol. *awaits your performance*

[HoneyCyclical]

Waits for Kiwi accent.
Tap tap tap.

[jyng1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

[HoneyCyclical]

<_<
Total copout.
Ah new. Ah new, brew.

[jyng1]

<_<
Total copout.
Ah new. Ah new, brew.

Yeah, especially as it was a couple of Aussies taking the piss.

Graffiti on a Sydney wall;

New Zealand sux (sounds like six in Kiwi)

Response written below it;

Australia Nil

So true, so true :highfive:

[bergenski]

I would like to hear Hustler talk about something.

[HoneyCyclical]

I'm waiting for Jyng1 to get over his ...cold.

[OrionzRevenge]

http://orionzworld.tripod.com/OzR.wav

[C.J.Woolf]

I would like to hear Hustler talk about something.
Hustler has posted his voice, though I don't know if the file is still up. He has a good voice; he sounds like he could have worked in radio.

[manza]

Hustler has posted his voice, though I don't know if the file is still up. He has a good voice; he sounds like he could have worked in radio.

Yeah, but does he have the face for it?

[Madrigal]

Hustler has posted his voice, though I don't know if the file is still up. He has a good voice; he sounds like he could have worked in radio.

Yeah I said the same thing.

[bergenski]

Hustler has posted his voice, though I don't know if the file is still up.
I know, I want to hear him say something more.

[Google Monster]

me too

[BrownBear]

7868

Sorry for the effects and sampling, but that's just the way it happened.

[CreativeChaos]

Uh...this is for Digital Streetfighter. He sent me this video on how to speak with a British Accent. :grin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdty6PADno

So here is my response: :p

[CreativeChaos]

For accent thread...sorry...:blush:

[stuck]

I guess this works. It's from about 2003. It's a Cortazar short story from "The Instruction Manual". I don't know why I didn't finish it.

http://scottbruzenak.com/cortazar.mp3

my speaking voice is different than my eunuch singing voice. this is from 2008.

http://scottbruzenak.com/worse_for_the_wear.mp3


LOL FU HC

[Digital Future]

Uh...this is for Digital Streetfighter. He sent me this video on how to speak with a British Accent. :grin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdty6PADno

So here is my response: :p

LOL. Good effort my dear lady, snobbishness and all. You were surprisingly convincing.

I'll have to tell my friends of this when we next meet for tea and scones at Betty's Tea Room.

DS

[CreativeChaos]

LOL. Good effort my dear lady, snobbishness and all. You were surprisingly convincing.

I'll have to tell my friends of this when we next meet for tea and scones at Betty's Tea Room.

DS

Lol! Thanks!:grin: I tried to be super snobby and posh and all. Drank gallons of tea before I figured out, the guy wasn't really changing his accent! ;)

No more tea for me. Scones sound good though! With Coke! Lol!

[helium]

An original composition. Poorly, with bad audio.

[pan_sonic_000]

An original composition. Poorly, with bad audio.

Noise reduce much?

[helium]

Noise reduce much?

For this thread? No. I was sitting in front of a fan and an air conditioning compressor. And I was recording through the shitty mic on this laptop. I could have taken the effort to find a relatively silent spot and record it with my digital voice recorder to upload, etc. But I didn't. By special request, I might do it, or forget.

[qualia]

:gm: I liked the poem!

[CreativeChaos]

:gm: I liked the poem!

Umm...were you referring to me? That piece I read was for the Accent Thread.

http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?t=38505

[qualia]

No, I meant Helium, sorry! I appreciated the poem and that I still have no idea what he sounds like, which is p. awesome.

[md5fungi]

two songs that i'm probably going to regret posting.

one is just a demo, the other is a song i recorded with a friend awhile ago.

hopefully we set the new standard for mediocrity.

[pan_sonic_000]

Our company likes to buy us toys. This is the latest one:




http://futuremusic.com/news/images/sony_pcm-d50.jpg

It's really nice. 24 bit / 96khz w/ two built in condenser mics. USB 2.0. 4GB flash memory. Perfect for small jobs.



Anyway, I wanted to see how it handled a regular speaking voice, up close in a relatively noisy room.

[Madrigal]

Anyway, I wanted to see how it handled a regular speaking voice, up close in a relatively noisy room.

OMG you're that guy, do one of your movie trailers!

[TheNilesEdge]

Anyway, I wanted to see how it handled a regular speaking voice ...

Aaand I'm done.

[qualia]

Not my normal cadence at all, it's Emily Dickenson. I'm sure I read it badly, and half the dashes are meant to be read in this odd NF-ish fashion.

[Stigmata]

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vwdZ4f30KpNKB6ZNC

never realized how nasally I sound.

[urmachtraham]

There is not much to say, but to laugh, and be laughed <_<

laugh (http://www.4shared.com/audio/8o12tnip/laugh-37.html)

[Stigmata]

There is not much to say, but to laugh, and be laughed <_<

laugh (http://www.4shared.com/audio/8o12tnip/laugh-37.html)

What the fuck did I just listen to? You were just laughing like a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

[urmachtraham]

What the fuck did I just listen to? You were just laughing like a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

You were listening to a fuck!

[Delilah]

I have a couple hours until I need to be in bed and am considering posting my voice again (without deletion) because I am bored as fuck..okay, fuck is not boring, but you know what I mean.
Aside from reciting one of Rhu's brilliant contributions to the forum, what can I recite?

[Stigmata]

I have a couple hours until I need to be in bed and am considering posting my voice again (without deletion) because I am bored as fuck..okay, fuck is not boring, but you know what I mean.
Aside from reciting one of Rhu's brilliant contributions to the forum, what can I recite?

Recite the thread you just made about getting older.

[Delilah]

Recite the thread you just about getting older.

Which one? I am getting older by the second and I have the attention span of a gnat.

[Stigmata]

Which one? I am getting older by the second and I have the attention span of a gnat.

this thread. (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?42984-Ah-the-good-old-days-accepting-change-and-enjoying-it&p=1435170#post1435170)

[Delilah]

this thread. (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?42984-Ah-the-good-old-days-accepting-change-and-enjoying-it&p=1435170#post1435170)

Oh. I didn't take in the possibility that I would actually to dig out my broken mic and start doing stuff.

Damn my manic bravado!

[Rincon]

Oh. I didn't take in the possibility that I would actually to dig out my broken mic and start doing stuff.

Damn my manic bravado!

If you post something, I'll post something.

[Delilah]

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Joan/My%20Documents/stupid.wav

Does that work?

[V Profane]

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Joan/My%20Documents/stupid.wav

Does that work?

I lol'd!

[Delilah]

I lol'd!

Fuck you, you sexy douchebag!

[Stigmata]

Fuck you, you sexy douchebag!
:no:

Easiest way to do this is to here (http://vocaroo.com/), record yourself, then paste the link it gives you afterward here.

[Delilah]

:no:

Easiest way to do this is to here (http://vocaroo.com/), record yourself, then paste the link it gives you afterward here.

You can;t hear me?

Jesus fuck, this is work

[Stigmata]

You can;t hear me?

Jesus fuck, this is work

What you linked was the directory of where the file is stored on your computer, which doesn't act as a download mirror for the actual file. There's no way we could access it with the link you provided.

[digesthisickness]

HAHAHAHAHA. you stupid.

[bass_n_treble]

I will post my voice someday. Right now I can't think of anything to say, though. :blush:

[Delilah]

What you linked was the directory of where the file is stored on your computer, not a download mirror for the actual file. There's no way we could access it with the link you provided.



Christ.

Fuck you dig'


file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Joan/My%20Documents/stupid.wav

[digesthisickness]

Christ.

Fuck you dig'


file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Joan/My%20Documents/stupid.wav

omg. i'm dying.

[Stigmata]

Christ.

Fuck you dig'


file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Joan/My%20Documents/stupid.wav

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-21/1240265992468.jpg

I thought my explanation was pretty thorough.

[V Profane]

Christ.

Fuck you dig'


file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Joan/My%20Documents/stupid.wav

Did you just recapitulate the popular definition of insanity?

[Delilah]

omg. i'm dying.


http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-21/1240265992468.jpg

I thought my explanation was pretty thorough.

Fuck the both of you!!!!

[Stigmata]

This is pretty simple. Quit trying to breathe and chew bubblegum at the same time.

[Delilah]

Did you just recapitulate the popular definition of insanity?

That is how I speak, fucker!

[V Profane]

:popcorn:

[Delilah]

:popcorn:

You suck

[Randall]

Del, welcome to Failsville. Population: you.

[Stigmata]

My head is so full of fuck right now...

[Delilah]

Del, welcome to Failsville. Population: you.

Fuck you, goat sucker!

How do I make this work?

[Randall]

Fuck you, goat sucker!

How do I make this work?


Easiest way to do this is to here (http://vocaroo.com/), record yourself, then paste the link it gives you afterward here.
.

[Delilah]

.

I DID THAT!

[V Profane]

I DID THAT!

Artists impression of what Del sounds like

[Stigmata]

I DID THAT!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoQx2eKeXVs&feature=related

[Delilah]

Artists impression of what Del sounds like

FUCK YOU!!!

[V Profane]

FUCK YOU!!!

Don't pretend you don't like Kate Bush.

[Delilah]

Don't pretend you don't like Kate Bush.

I have no idea who that is

[V Profane]

I have no idea who that is

Consider this a learning experience.

[HoneyCyclical]

Artists impression of what Del sounds like

Are you fucking insane?

[V Profane]

Are you fucking insane?

Am I fucking insane?

[HoneyCyclical]

Are you fucking insane?

[V Profane]

Are you fucking insane?

No. No I am not.

[HoneyCyclical]

Based on the Kate Bush response post I sincerely doubt it.

[V Profane]

Based on the Kate Bush response post I sincerely doubt it.

I disagree.

Does a mod want to snap this cancer off into purgatory?

[HoneyCyclical]

Boring.

[cripple]

Two clips from me.

Clearing the voice (http://www.mediafire.com/?13kq776t71wq5m3). This is good, to open up.

Practicing. (http://www.mediafire.com/?n685f158777e1gw) Not quite there, but this is not so bad imo.

[TheBecoming]

World domination FTW.

http://www.twilightsite.com/Fantasy/Old/Beksinski/lj_ZdzislawBeksinski041.jpg

[Latte]

Two clips from me.

Clearing the voice (http://www.mediafire.com/?13kq776t71wq5m3). This is good, to open up.

Practicing. (http://www.mediafire.com/?n685f158777e1gw) Not quite there, but this is not so bad imo.

Do you live in the city where your dialect is from?

[cripple]

Do you live in the city where your dialect is from?
I live in trondheim. I'm from a little south of geilo. That's not my dialect. It's practising, in bokmål while driving. It's way fake still. Needs polish.

I suspect you thought I was from oslo(as I seem to remember that you are from). Trøndersk is really to ugly for me to comfortably adapt.

And, Æ e itj trønder Sjø.

[Latte]

Strawberry http://www.mediafire.com/?mylpmu3stbrwwa4

Horses http://www.mediafire.com/?rhzrpo5xbjvsegq

Soggy http://www.mediafire.com/?30nveky3f6os65d

Non-malleability http://www.mediafire.com/?dl4sfaof50dqkq4



I suspect you thought I was from oslo(as I seem to remember that you are from)

I have a lolslo'ish dialect, but I haven't lived there in a decade +. (ze bergen)


Trøndersk is really to ugly for me to comfortably adapt.

Most understandable ,________.

[gator]

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzFsk8B9h4tDVHunO

Here's me.

[Works]

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzFsk8B9h4tDVHunO

Here's me.

As I've said before, public radio. You and Maddie both have the radio voice.

[gator]

I've always felt that my voice is too high for radio.

[A Schnitzel]

You just has to change her name to something very ethnic and obscure, possibly Indian, and CBC would totally hire you.
If they ask about the name you have to come up with a new age answer about how you came to the epiphany that your spirit truly lies with the Indian people after your extensive world travels.

Oh yeah and your reading was a bit too quick.

[gator]

Yeah, I know. It's the curse of having such an Anglo sounding name. My friend got a job at the CBC. I'm convinced that it's because her parents are hippies and gave her a really cool name.

And I agree. I'm talking way too fast.

[Schuyler]

[IMG]

Holy shit so much Beksinski love right here.