Band names that aren't but should be...

[jimkopelli]

Dave Barry... not the greatest of humorists, but he has made some interesting contributions to the world of weird.

Such as the creation of random band names.

So... as you go through your daily lives, be on the lookout for odd combinations of words that could be last ditch efforts of garage bands that shouldn't open the door for their chance to make it big.

I'll post mine as I think of them.

Midgets on a Power Trip
Flaming Weasels
Spatula

[Ckyzxr]

Dirty Donuts
The Lukewarm JohnBoys
Hemphuggers
The Oral Retentives

more to come...

[edit] One more for now: The Phlegmingoes

[Utopmk]

-Puke Nugget
-Fatal System Error

[jimkopelli]

Pugilisim and the Third Autistic Cuckoo
I've Lost My Puppy
Styrofoe

[purple13]

Tragic Caviar

Restrospect Surgeons

Global Laxative

[Utopmk]

Global Laxative

:rofl: :lol: :thumbup:

[int]

Donkey Rooster Bucket
Headwound (death metal band)
Pudding Slot
Pants

[Sam172]

Billy Bobs Badger Band....

[BritainOphira]

Not fictional, sadly - Turkey Midgets (Played at a random school talent show, once. Really don't know why I remember it...)

[CosmicDust]

Goodass

[Slider]

psycho and the herb gardeners
forrest and the four gumps (or however many gumps you have)
big fluffy cloud people
the flying nancies
rumplestiltskin
lord henry's wonton

[ApostateAbe]

Total Ninja Insanity
The Nipplers
The Holy Limerick Militia
The Warbling Wildebeasts
The Upside-Down Pants

[Ckyzxr]

Blisterfist
Nutknockers
Shit Pencils
Pink Posthumous Pipefitters
Bladder Monkey
Roamin Catheter
Birthsicle
Merkin May I

[purple13]

Bosom Cuffs

Shake Meow

Love me Outside In Your Pants

[Daoloth]

Before I list off a few, let me just say that this thread is responsible for making me laugh so hard I think I broke something important somewhere in my chest. Now, before I succumb to internal bleeding, here are a few bands THAT ACTUALLY EXIST:

The Flaming Rainbows
The Mad Caddies
Killer Umbrellas

Actually, I'd be proud to be in any band named any of th- *passes out from blood loss*

[jimkopelli]

Broken Lonesome Chopstick
Paint My Elbow
Promotional Frisbees
Wrassling Laundry

[KentOhio]

Headward Bound
The Shakin' Babies
Contains One Percent Juice
Keep On Ice
The Milkshake Brigade
Punchers Of Drywall

[purple13]

Punchers Of Drywall

I did that once. :D I live in a townhouse, and the neighbors have the main water valve in their unit. One morning I was taking a shower, and they turned the water off to work on something. There I am, covered with soap from head to toe. I started pounding on the shower wall, hoping they'd hear and turn it back on. They did, but not before I put a hole in the sheetrock. Damn ;)

[BritainOphira]

Hairy Hobbit Feet

[jimkopelli]

Liberation Taco
Feet of Mushy Yet Compact Silt

[KentOhio]

Brushfire Bandits
Mayor Daley's Constituents

[nobarcode]

Schism

[int]

The Mad Caddies


And might I add, they rock. :)

[jimkopelli]

Leg of Chair
Stub Your Face
The Waffle Divots

[jimkopelli]

Schism
I wonder how long the group would stay together... :D


pathless generic reward zombies

and a few related ones... (To each other, not to ^)
What's That Smell?
The Smell
Mysterious Noser

[KentOhio]

Mouse Lint
Athlete's Face
8-Ball Eaters
Udder Suckers
Alien Bismol
Why Elvis Is Glad To Be Dead
Dwarfarithm
The Clockmaker's Fungus
Rodential Sessions

[nobarcode]

Schism
I wonder how long the group would stay together... :D

Unless the stylus skipped, I would assume they would assume they would be around for awhile. :D

[jimkopelli]

Bladeless X-acto
Tabbed Browsing
The Button Mashers

[ohnoaninfp]

The horny chinchllas
the dead poodles
the plastic freaks
the icream finatics
the eaters of shit
the doom kittens
5 flaming moldy pizzas

[last_caress]

Hello Cleveland

[Claverhouse]

Real one: Toad The Wet Sprocket

Disclaimer Bands Reviews = T (http://www.disclaimerband.com/t.html)
[ Just press the alphabet buttons at the top to find any singer/band ]
I don't listen to any of this stuff anyway. My tastes are less strange. I found it whilst looking to see if Nancy Travis's famous rendition of Only You in six languages in a Mike Myers film was on MP3 or whatever. Not that it is.

I love that song. [ sob ].



Claverhouse :ph34r:


[ PS Can't say I'm a fan of Mr. Myers, but having been subjected to Adam Sandler recently, in comparison Mike Myers is Shakespeare & Laurence Olivier rolled into one. ]

[jimkopelli]

Real one: Toad The Wet Sprocket

Based off a Monty Python skit, transcript here (http://www.wordlab.com/articles/mp_rocknotes.cfm).

[purple13]

Bruised Fruit

Stained Glass Diaphram

I'm Squishing Your Head

[file cabinet]

penis cigar

[jimkopelli]

How Much is that Doggy in the Blender?

Scotch Tape

Floppy Discus

[cloakable]

How Much is that Doggy in the Blender?

:rofl: Could you write some lyrics for that?

[ohnoaninfp]

spoiled guts
flaming hamsters
guys who love root beer.
the floating airheads
the swingline stapler lusters
crooked nostril
spinach eaters
the disgruntled burger king employees

[jimkopelli]

How much is that doggy in the blender...
The one with the mangled up tail...

Pretty much like the original song... only every time you'd hear a "woof", substitute a splat or a crunch or something like that. There would also have to be the sound of a blender running in the background.

[jimkopelli]

Ducks On Helium
Pincushion Junkies
Bites, Scrapes, and Minor Burns

[Ckyzxr]

Notary Pubic
Conjoined Groin

[jimkopelli]

The Loom is Full of Chickens
Molded Jello Finger Food

[purple13]

Breakneck Feaster

Three Blind Mice

Flying Eight Balls

[jimkopelli]

Lambastard
The Post-It Notes
Printer Cable

[ohnoaninfp]

Toe Jam Eaters
Finders Of The Lost Remote Control
Belly Lint Pickers
Channel Changers
Physic Little Green Marbles
Dirty Bathers
Back Yard Bishops

[KentOhio]

Universal Trolls

[jimkopelli]

Very Friendly Tires
Fan Blades
The Typos

[KentOhio]

Weird of Mouth

[Crazy]

Steel Underpants

Flaming pink slips

Stupid Smart Kids

[Hunter]

Political Genocide

Cup of IO

Iron Spigot (eye-ron spy-got)

Tubular Luggage

[ohnoaninfp]

mutuant jelly beans
cigar smoking peeps
Celestrial dreamers
horney toad humpers
eyeball lickers

[KentOhio]

We have one here called, "Impossebull"

[purple13]

Countin' Toothpicks

Venus Aroma

Spontaneous Mud

[ohnoaninfp]

furry atomic lemons
Ice box eaters
yellow snowmen
pickled egg beaters
toxic pudding lickers

[jimkopelli]

Those Nasty Halloween Taffies That No One EVER Eats But People Still Pass Out Anyway
Lightbulb
The Paper Scraps

[ohnoaninfp]

kittylitterlovingfreaks
ice cube crunchers
big polka dotted pance wearers
smelly mole spotters

[thing]

Reformed Carrot Kings
Vatican Pleasure Dome
The Toothbrushes
Pancake Hypothesis
Wierdophilia Vulgaris
Mother Dirt
Lumberdick

[CosmicDust]

Broke, Drunk, and Getting Old
The Young Rebel Wannabes

[Birdsnest]

Purple Urchins in Waiting
QuailBirds
TinCanDaisys
StoneHenge7
TheSearchers

[purple13]

Fat Fingered Nostril Fairies

Blueberry Bedpans

Blood Sucking Mortgage Companies

[jimkopelli]

Nonstick Skillet
The Radiator Pings
Yellow Brick Roadkill

[ohnoaninfp]

sharpie sniffing queens
cat licking mice men
ittybitty snake men

[PsiKik]

Rat Sallad ( 70's punk - sole surviving member, Billy Brutal, now in asylum )
Bone Brain And The Tinheads ( Folk )
The Possesors ( 60's pop )
Little Willy Jefferson ( 40's blues )
Herman von Strudleslurper ( INTP 1820's clasical - infamous for the 212 unfinished symphonies)
Morris van Wonker ( 60's folk, sadly died in guitar tuning accident )
The Articulators ( early 80's synth band )
The Harvard Master Debaters ( wholesome 50's accapela group, made up from ivy league college kids )
Doggy Doo ( 90's gagsta rappa )
Heim Lick And The Manhoovers ( 70's disco - made up from medical school dropouts )
Vampire Heart ( Goth )

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

Non-fictional:

Tikki Tikki Tembo-No Sa Rembo-Chari Bari Ruchi-Pip Peri Pembo (anyone remember this Chinese folktale children's book?)
Quarantined Due to Black Plague
A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
Degaussing Nixon's Grave
I'll Call You... Maybe
Billowing Buttafucos
Sonic Misdemeanor
Midnight Cowtipper
Mayhem Lettuce
Stochastic Flow
Acoustic Felony
Drain Bramage
Scar Tissue

Fictional:

Disintegrated Umbilical Cord
Projectile Pachydermia

[Birdsnest]

Bump!

[CoHo]

I was going to say Molly Ringworm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Ringworm) but I guess they do exist.

[attila_the_hunny]

The Thunder Cunts.

[CoHo]

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