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Aryan
5 Oct 2004, 07:16 PM
Well u might put it as : An egg is a chicken's way of producing more chickens.
But i might say: A chicken is an egg's way of producing more egg's.

cloakable
5 Oct 2004, 07:22 PM
Shouldn't this be in Philosophy?

Boozer
5 Oct 2004, 08:52 PM
Chicken.

An almost chicken (chicken ancestor right before real chickens) laid an egg with a chicken inside, but since it was laid by an almost chicken it is an almost chicken egg, not a chicken egg. However once it has hatched it is apparent that it is a chicken, not an almost chicken (ty evoloution). So chicken first.

nobarcode
5 Oct 2004, 11:54 PM
The Rooster came first, then the chicken.

Strephonade
6 Oct 2004, 12:59 AM
e-i-e-i-o.

(Hm, maybe _I_ just laid an egg....)

*ba-domp-domp*

nobarcode
6 Oct 2004, 01:04 AM
e-i-e-i-o.

(Hm, maybe _I_ just laid an egg....)

*ba-domp-domp*

With a quack-quack here? :huh:

jimkopelli
6 Oct 2004, 04:06 AM
Egg before chicken... because I had eggs for breakfast, and chicken for lunch.

CeSoirNoir
6 Oct 2004, 05:26 AM
How can you get a chicken without an Egg?

Strephonade
6 Oct 2004, 05:28 AM
With a quack-quack here? :huh:

Well, I didn't mean to duck the question, if that is what you mean. :D But, nevermind my attempts at silliness. Here is my response: both--the egg is the chicken, and the chicken is the egg. For one to exist, you need the other.

nobarcode
6 Oct 2004, 05:41 AM
An egg is not a chicken without a rooster.

Strephonade
6 Oct 2004, 06:25 AM
Yes, unless there is parthenogenesis, but that is quite an unusual occurrence. So, we agree, no?

nobarcode
6 Oct 2004, 06:27 AM
:)

Aryan
6 Oct 2004, 06:18 PM
Ok so the rooster might be God !

Six
6 Oct 2004, 06:44 PM
Chicken.

An almost chicken (chicken ancestor right before real chickens) laid an egg with a chicken inside, but since it was laid by an almost chicken it is an almost chicken egg, not a chicken egg. However once it has hatched it is apparent that it is a chicken, not an almost chicken (ty evoloution). So chicken first.

hm. so it depends on whether you name the egg after its parent or after its occupant...

I'd go for the egg. If you had a chicken-Mother and a (geez...where is my dictionary...it doesn't know the word for a male goose...hm...anyway) goose-father...you wouldn't call it a chicken-egg. whatever it would be called...

nono... egg has to be first ;)

CosmicDust
7 Oct 2004, 01:47 AM
Gander.

The egg would be a chicken-goose hybrid egg, I guess.

jimkopelli
7 Oct 2004, 02:18 AM
I'm pretty sure geese and chickens don't crossbreed. That's why we have turkey.

s
7 Oct 2004, 02:28 AM
I'm pretty sure geese and chickens don't crossbreed. That's why we have turkey.

WTF? :rofl:

Oh, blue little man, that is great!

booyalab
7 Oct 2004, 02:37 AM
The chicken had to be first because of the relationship between the two, the chicken takes care of the egg and the inevitable hatchling so it can turn into an adult. It doesn't just leave it , because if it were first it'd have to be self-sustaining.

booyalab
7 Oct 2004, 02:40 AM
Although, maybe by some coincidence the bird that the chicken evolved from decided not to peck the eyes out of/ or abandon two of it's mutated babies.

jimkopelli
7 Oct 2004, 04:34 AM
Oh, blue little man, that is great!
Return WTF?!? Maybe it's time for a new ava... nah.

s
7 Oct 2004, 04:41 AM
Oh, I like the avatar... he is cuddly.

Lucas
7 Oct 2004, 04:47 AM
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg came first; the reptilian ancestors of chickens laid eggs.


-Lucas

jimkopelli
7 Oct 2004, 04:55 AM
Hmm... do any modern reptiles lay unfertilized eggs like domesticated chickens? I don't think so, but if iguanas are the chicken of the jungle... could they eventually be bred to? I'll have an iguana omelette, hold the poison dart frogs, please...

s
7 Oct 2004, 06:03 AM
I agree with Lucas.

Well, done.

INTrPosr
10 Oct 2004, 12:51 AM
Arrggghhhh CIRCULAR REASONING!!! And to think, I once pondered that question as a teenager.

jimkopelli
10 Oct 2004, 03:08 AM
But eggs are round... and chickens are... kinda round... but I think Lucas has it, too. The question never specifies what kind of egg. One thing, though... the aquatic ancestors of reptiles probably laid eggs, too... and their ancestors... and so on, way back into the Pre-Cambrian...

Birdsnest
10 Oct 2004, 03:58 PM
I guess you know this, but it was neither the chicken nor the egg. Space debris (from who knows where, perhaps aliens?) came into the earths atmosphere and settled in swamps, probably those in Georgia or Florida. They left one-celled asexual amoebas there with the abilty to mutate and change. The chicken came much much later.

hoodrich84
4 Apr 2010, 11:09 PM
:grin:

Jayk
5 Apr 2010, 12:40 AM
A not-chicken laid an egg. That egg hatched, then you had a chicken. Given a time line, that would be as follows.

sometime:
not-chicken

sometime later:
egg

sometime after that:
chicken

(I'm sure there's a logical structure to that)

From the looks of things, the egg came before the chicken.

manza
5 Apr 2010, 01:12 AM
Question based on faulty premises.

Anonymous
5 Apr 2010, 01:42 AM
Question based on faulty premises.

And metaphysical properties like "purpose".

1104
9 Apr 2010, 12:10 AM
i don't understand why this question is still seriously considered.

gator
9 Apr 2010, 01:22 AM
The chicken was the egg's idea for getting more eggs.

kali
9 Apr 2010, 01:54 AM
hm. so it depends on whether you name the egg after its parent or after its occupant...

Yus, this is where the contention lies. I think people who believe an egg's identity comes from its parents are more likely to pander to relativistic branches in philosophy, while people who believe the occupant decides the egg's essence believe in an underlying aboslute structure in the world.

Egg came first mannnnnn. An egg containing the full genetic components of a chicken should be called a chicken egg, not a half-reptilian half-chicken egg.

manza
9 Apr 2010, 02:15 AM
I'd like someone who thinks there's any sort of remotely adequate answer to this question to point to the exact moment when the chicken ceased being Gallus gallus and became Gallus gallus domesticus. There's a gradient between non-chicken and chicken, where "non-chicken" and "chicken" are totally arbitrary designations. Chickens, like everything else, continue to evolve-- at what point will they no longer be chickens? Evolutionarily speaking, the question is bullshit.

The "chicken or the egg?" question is valuable as a philosophical experiment, as "Which came first, X dependent on Y, or Y dependent on X?" but is absurd when taken literally.

gator
9 Apr 2010, 07:31 AM
T-Rex. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2007/apr/13/uknews.taxonomy)

JollyBard
20 May 2010, 06:20 PM
Well, I'd say that from an evolutionnary point of view, the egg came firts, because it's parents may not have technically been chickens.

ApeTheDog
20 May 2010, 06:26 PM
God came first, and he created a chicken with an unhatched egg inside. True story.

vSv
20 May 2010, 06:30 PM
God came first, and he created a chicken with an unhatched egg inside. True story.

Did god create himself... oh wait...

ApeTheDog
20 May 2010, 06:36 PM
Did god create himself... oh wait...

Turtles all the way down.

ciphersort
20 May 2010, 07:01 PM
Chegg.

LastRailway
20 May 2010, 07:04 PM
Shouldn't this be in Philosophy?

It should be in some special place, that's sure.

For the moment, moved to Playground.

EDIT: Oh well, it's an ancient thread.

kali
20 May 2010, 07:50 PM
Chicken.

An almost chicken (chicken ancestor right before real chickens) laid an egg with a chicken inside, but since it was laid by an almost chicken it is an almost chicken egg, not a chicken egg. However once it has hatched it is apparent that it is a chicken, not an almost chicken (ty evoloution). So chicken first.

hm. so it depends on whether you name the egg after its parent or after its occupant...

I'd go for the egg. If you had a chicken-Mother and a (geez...where is my dictionary...it doesn't know the word for a male goose...hm...anyway) goose-father...you wouldn't call it a chicken-egg. whatever it would be called...

nono... egg has to be first ;)

I think these answers are very telling of whether you think truth is relatively-defined or absolute.

NotATanar'ri
24 May 2010, 03:34 PM
Lucas took my awesome answer. Phooey.