Evil Plan --- Online Generator

[Claverhouse]

StumbleUpon gave me this

Evil Plan (http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php)

Your choices determine how your story works. Rather sweet for a moment or two.

My own sample:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.


Beyond Good & Evil temporarily

Claverhouse :ph34r:

There's more here apparently: Dark Sites Evil Guide (http://www.darksites.com/souls/horror/evilguide/index.html)

Haven't read much, but the quizzes are good.

[Utopmk]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to leave, amazed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the Internet. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your secret death ray, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Ever

loved it :)

[int]

Mine was eerily similiar to Utopmk's, so I won't bother posting it as not to be redundant. :ph34r:

[Arioch]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a senator. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a ancient gomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your armageddon clock, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

I did most of the options by randomness but I'm quite happy with it.

[Sam172]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge United Nations. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

[cloakable]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your doomsday device, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Hehe, this makes me laugh.

But, I wonder....

[BritainOphira]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a town mascot. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

[Arcael]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must release your armies of destruction, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

[booyalab]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a news reporter. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, confused by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate United Nations. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

that was fun!

[Hunter]

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/index.php Has more generators along multiple lines...like the anime fanboy fantasy fulfiller or the Questionable Anime Attack generator...or the brain hurting fanfic pairing generator. Anyway, here's one from that sites Villainous Plot Generator...


Your as-good-as-chocolate plan: exploit the imagination of a young science-fiction writer, so you can force your minons to make a flying battleship, so you can summon a demonic force, easily allowing you to raise a legion of ninjas, easily allowing you to rampage mercilessly!

[Groty]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the White House. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

[Boozer]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of New York. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[Johnny]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a scientist. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must release your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.



Prayer is truly not evil...MWWWAAAAHHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAAA

:sombrero:

[paladinoflunaria]

I think there really was a grave disturbance in the force. I can just picture Johnny wearing the skin of another human.

:ph34r:

[Arcael]

Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must release your armies of destruction, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.\

:P