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Pooja
23 Feb 2006, 03:41 AM
(this has probably been done before, but I thought that these were especially accurate...)

ENFJ: "Busybody"
Life's backseat drivers. They seem to know just what's wrong with everybody else's life and have a plan to fix it.

INFJ: "Messiah"
Characterized by the burning desire to change the world, which desperately needs everyone to be NF.

ENFP: "Muckraker"
Creator of hype, distortion, and the perversion of media of information to be wallows of mindless emotionalism.

INFP: "Fanatic"
Always searching for an Answer with a capital A. Unlike the INFJ, they are usually openminded enough to realize the current one isn't good enough after a few years.

ENTJ: "Tyrant"
Knows better than everyone how things should be done and works tirelessly to obtain the power to make it happen that way.

INTJ: "Crackpot"
All facts which don't fit their theories are just wrong. The more all-encompassing and less applicable to reality the theories, the better.

ENTP: "Frankenstein"
The salvation of the world is to be found in this new nanotronic frannistan, of which he just happens to have an almost-working model...

INTP: "Nerd"
What? you mean people actually talk to each other using mouths and ears instead of keyboards????

ESTJ: "Stuffed Shirt"
No imagination, no flexibility, no common sense, no capacity for tolerance of others with different priorities.

ISTJ: "Bean Counter"
Like the ESTJ but with less vision.

ESFJ: "Gossip"
Like the Busybody, but characterized by the urge to backstab instead of trying to help.

ISFJ: "Sidekick"
Doesn't need much meaning in life, just a person (or baby or pet or car) to spend all their time ministering to.

ESTP: "Beer Drinker"
Loud, crude, plays team sports, kisses and tells. These are the people beer commercials are made for.

ESFP: "Clown"
Always the class troublemaker, they have no respect for anybody or anything. Good at snide wisecracks.

ISTP: "Assasin"
Hates people, and is good at killing them. Young ISTP's are good at killing pictures of people in video games.

ISFP: "Snob"
Revels in the elaborate sensations of wine and paintings and music that are completely indistinguishable to ordinary people. Likes flowers.

KuJo
23 Feb 2006, 03:55 AM
INTJ: "know it all"
im glad you know so much, how about accepting that your wrong sometimes?

INTP: "a-hole"
"Its like they dont have a soul"

Nemesis
23 Feb 2006, 04:00 AM
ENFJ: "Megalomaniac"
"Has unending, obsessive, dillusional visions and fantasies of grandure"

Pooja
23 Feb 2006, 04:06 AM
ENFP--the drama queen

ENFJ--Master-manipulator

ISTJ--Boring rule-follower (that came out pretty lame ;) )

and that's just my family...

distraction tactics
23 Feb 2006, 05:45 AM
How each type changes their car's oil on a Saturday afternoon

ISTP: Changes oil, replaces filter. Detects cracked head gasket, fixes it in 20 minutes, spends rest of the afternoon chilling out in a hammock.

ESTP: Opens hood, gets to work on changing the oil. Joined by children, spends the rest of the afternoon rough-housing it up on the front lawn.

ESFP: Hotwires neighbour's car and goes for a joyride.

ENFP: Riding shotgun with ESFP.

ENTP: Spends entire afternoon and evening designing and constructing a new turbo-charger which doesn't work. Misses supper, leaves mess in garage and sleeps in until noon next day.

INFP: Rides a bike.

ISTJ: Gets going at 9:00 AM sharp. Reads car manual front to back, takes it into the dealer, annoys the piss out of everyone by overseeing the detailing and washing of car. Back before noon.

ESTJ: Bullies INFP friend into changing oil for him. INFP phones ISTP friend who's sleeping in his hammock for help. ISTP phones ESTJ and tells him to stop being such an asshole. ESTJ phones up ISTJ friend.

ENTJ: On the board of directors for a new synthetic oil company. Has lackeys to change oil for him.

ISFP: Spends the afternoon designing pinstriping on their iMac.

ISFJ: Has her children help make cookies for her husband who is working on the car.

ESFJ: Makes appointment with dealership the day before, berates husband into getting up early to take the car in.

ENFJ: Phones up her friends to have an 'oil changing' party. Friends misunderstand, bring along a rep from the latest hipster-cosmopolitan sex-toy company, mix up some drinks and end up having a 'girls-only' party lasting well into the night.

INFJ: With the help of a local preist, performs exorcism on car.

INTJ: Hacks into onboard computer with laptop to tweak air/fuel ratio for top effiency and performance. Installs a system for switching between the two modes using the stereo preset buttons.

INTP: Changes oil with little trouble, feels a surge of pride. Helps INTJ friend program morse-coded messages into the signal lights.

MacGuffin
23 Feb 2006, 11:41 AM
INTP: Changes oil with little trouble, feels a surge of pride. Helps INTJ friend program morse-coded messages into the signal lights.
LOL, I have never changed my oil. My father and both brothers do it, I refuse to waste anytime on something I can pay Jiffy Lube to do.

Geoff
23 Feb 2006, 11:48 AM
I think the INTP one was wishful thinking. More like

INTP : Forgets oil needs replacing after draining, while daydreaming about a fantastic idea for using the wings of butterflies to solve the world's energy crisis. Drives away oblivious.

-Geoff

eyebyte_atWork
23 Feb 2006, 01:24 PM
INTJ: "Crackpot"
All facts which don't fit their theories are just wrong. The more all-encompassing and less applicable to reality the theories, the better.

Damn! - you know me.

and I never change my own oil - cars should change their own oil. Maybe through a simplified system where you plug in some sort of hose.

nottaprettygal
23 Feb 2006, 03:46 PM
Damn! - you know me.

Or the person who originally came up with with that description knows you.

eyebyte_atWork
23 Feb 2006, 03:53 PM
Or the person who originally came up with with that description knows you.


THe question is ... do they know you?

Yeah - if there is one sentence that can sum up my generic interactions - that description would be it.

Biff_Loman
23 Feb 2006, 05:13 PM
I think the INTP one was wishful thinking. More like

INTP : Forgets oil needs replacing after draining, while daydreaming about a fantastic idea for using the wings of butterflies to solve the world's energy crisis. Drives away oblivious.

-Geoff

No shit. I once changed the oil on my car and forgot that I had put in the oil. Unfortunately, I had two 4L containers of oil right beside each other. I went and fetched the other and added it, too.

The care was OK after I drained the oil, but I didn't get far. I had to do another "oil change" on the side of the road.

Pooja
23 Feb 2006, 05:14 PM
I've never changed my oil...don't even know how. But I know people who do... ;)

mr. treat
23 Feb 2006, 05:57 PM
i change my oil. i put on a new exhaust system. i replaced the starter. i change the belts.

eyebyte_atWork
23 Feb 2006, 06:02 PM
I used to change my oil, belts, brakes, fluids, change the timing chain/belt, change/adjust the points (if you know what that is), set the timing, wheel cylinders - but nowdays I just run it into the ground - then buy a new engine/tranmission/wheel assemblies, etc, etc - and pay others to do change them for me. I am a bastard to my possesions.

jread
26 Feb 2006, 09:48 PM
INTJ: "know it all"
im glad you know so much, how about accepting that your wrong sometimes?


Soooo true! Another thing they do is finish your sentences for you, or repeat a word after you say it but in the way they say it. That pisses me the fuck off.

KuJo
26 Feb 2006, 11:05 PM
ISTJ:
Q: Hey do you know the chemical reaction between S5N and PP3?
A: Yes its...
Q: Do you understand why someone would feel that way?
A: Is it in a textbook?