...Of Souls, with a twist

[Crazy]

same concept of the other thread, you follow a two word phrase with the last word plus another word to make a new phrase. The twist is that the first letter in each word must follow the alphabet.

I'll start

airport business

[booyalab]

ok I'll play, but only to rebel against the original thread(I think they're secretly all dissent-hating SJs)

business consultant

[Niflheimian]

[...Of Souls isn't good enough for you, eh?]

Consultant doughnut

[booyalab]

(no, and apparently not for you either)

doughnut eaters (the lot of them)

[Crazy]

doughnut evolution

no, it's not

[booyalab]

evolution fighters ! yeah! (I dont know)

[booyalab]

and since mine was at the same time yours was...

eaters frolic..

[Arioch]

frolic gnomes

[changed from "evolution false" to suit the person a min before me]

Hmm.. [looks at next poster]. Consider it "Evolution false" again

[looks at post after that] You know what.. choose either of the options.

Consider it a exercise in J-ness

[booyalab]

Evolutions false

Depending on what evolution is.

false GG (referring to bra size)

[booyalab]

how about frolicking gnomes? we should be allowed to change the form of the word

gnome house

[jimkopelli]

House Inspector

[purple13]

Inspector Job

[KentOhio]

Job Keeper

[Boozer]

Keep Looking

[Arcael]

Looking Underneath

[jimkopelli]

Looking Mean
(someone doesn't quite get it...)

[Ckyzxr]

Mean Numeral

[jimkopelli]

Numerical Order

[booyalab]

Order Product

[lauriep]

Product Query

[booyalab]

Query Representative

[booyalab]

what do we do when we reach Z, move on to A?

[Crazy]

Yes, we move back to A. As soon as we all are stumped, I will start it over.

Representative Showcase

[Crazy]

also, you can change the form of a word, as long as the root has the same meaning. This means you can change the tense, ploralize, etc. The phrase has to convey a meaning, not just two random words next to each other. You can add a, it, to, of, etc between them, and compound words count as one word, not two.

[Arcael]

Showcase Telemarketing

[Almaviva]

Query rule

[Crazy]

telemarketer uniforms

[lauriep]

Uniform valets

[Crazy]

valet women

[Niflheimian]

Women Xylophones

[Arcael]

Xylophones Yearning

[Groty]

ooopss

[Almaviva]

Yearning zebras

[lauriep]

Zebras adventure

[Arcael]

Adventure Bears

[lauriep]

Bears colliding

[purple13]

colliding developments

[Boozer]

development environment

[Ckyzxr]

Environmentally Friendly

[Almaviva]

Friendly Giant

[lauriep]

giant horde

[Tatsuboshi]

Horde of Souls! :devil:

[Boozer]

Horde Invasion

[ohnoaninfp]

Invasion Junkies

[Crazy]

Junkie Killers

[Boozer]

Killer Lines

[Hunter]

Linear Matrix

I think when we get to Z this time we should go backwards!

[Crazy]

OK, whomever gets the Z gets to choose, backwards or forwards, of course, you can't use the same phrases if it goes backwards

[Crazy]

Matrix nucleus

[lauriep]

Nucleus division

[booyalab]

Nucleus division

tsk tsk, Nuclear Orbital

[Arcael]

Orbital Poptarts

[booyalab]

so our phrases can be absurd?

fine,

Poptart Quilt

[Niflheimian]

Quilting Retirees

[I was hoping I could do R, and use the word "retiree." Lucky me.)

[Almaviva]

Retirees stagnating

[Ckyzxr]

Stagnant Toilet

[lauriep]

Toilet Unclogged

[Almaviva]

Unclogged vas-deferens

[Crazy]

Vas-deferens wiggling

[Arcael]

wiggling xylophone

[GraviTass]

xylophone zydeco

[Niflheimian]

[Kudos to anyone who can think of a word besides "xylophone" that starts with "X."]
GraviTass, Y comes before Z.

Xylophonic Yarnballs

[Almaviva]

Yarnballs zig-zagging

[Ckyzxr]

Zig-zagging Yellowhammers

Now backwards...

[Arcael]

Yellowhammers Xmas

[GraviTass]

xmas wonderland

[Almaviva]

Wonderland vistas

[lauriep]

Vistas unapproachable

[purple13]

unapproachable tiger

[flan2dave]

Tiger Spandex

[purple13]

Spandex Revolution

[flan2dave]

Revolution Quandary

[purple13]

Quandry Paralysis

[Strephonade]

paralysis operation

[flan2dave]

Operation Nagasaki

[Almaviva]

Nagasaki meltdown

[Crazy]

meltdown of Lithium

[lauriep]

lithum kilogram

[jimkopelli]

Kilogram Joules

[Almaviva]

Joule's invention

[ohnoaninfp]

inventing houses

[jimkopelli]

Houseguest

[Almaviva]

Guest Form

[jimkopelli]

Form Entry

[purple13]

*Enters Darkness*

[lauriep]

Darkness Comes

[jimkopelli]

Come Back!

[Boozer]

Back Again

[purple13]

Against Zombies (anyone want to make this theme related? ie. Halloween)

[Almaviva]

Zombie Yard

[lauriep]

yard xylophone

[ohnoaninfp]

xylophone welder

[Almaviva]

welding vehicles

[Crazy]

Vehicle Usage

[ohnoaninfp]

using teleportation

[Crazy]

teleportation station

[ohnoaninfp]

stationary rules!

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

Ruler's qualm

[Almaviva]

qualms preventing

[Crazy]

preventing osmosis

[purple13]

osmosis nirvana

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

Nirvana's music

[Crazy]

Music Lessons

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

Lesson for Kamikaze

[Almaviva]

Kamikaze jump

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

Jumping idiot

[lauriep]

idiot hazing

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

Hazing guru

[ohnoaninfp]

guru fanatic

[Almaviva]

fanatic extremist

[ohnoaninfp]

extremist democrat

[booyalab]

democrats crazy!

[ohnoaninfp]

crazy boyfriend

[Almaviva]

boyfriend affection

[ohnoaninfp]

affected zionists

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

Zionistic yordim (an emmigrant who leaves Israel)

[Almaviva]

Yordim xenophile

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

Xenophilous woman

[Sackanaka]

woman's vanity

[Almaviva]

Vanity undressing

[lauriep]

Undressing tourists

[BritainOphira]

Tourist sight.

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

Site of regression

[purple13]

regression question

[Almaviva]

question period

[purple13]

period over

[lauriep]

Over nuisance

[Almaviva]

nuisance mouse

[ohnoaninfp]

mouse lover

[Sackanaka]

lover killer

[BritainOphira]

killer jackrabbit

[purple13]

jackrabbit injury

[Niflheimian]

Injured hams

[jimkopelli]

Ham Juice
(it's that stuff in the bottom of the pan...)

[ohnoaninfp]

juice kills

[enydona]

Query Required

[enydona]

oops..

[enydona]

Kills lentils

[Sackanaka]

(What happened to the rules? Ahh the hell with it...)

Lentil marinara (yum yum)

[lauriep]

marinara noodles

[Groty]

noodles origami

[SheepDog]

origami pteradactyl

[SheepDog]

(What happened to the rules? Ahh the hell with it...)

Too funny... :rofl:

[Groty]

pteradactyl quiche

[Almaviva]

quiche reheated

[ohnoaninfp]

reheated shit

[jimkopelli]

Shit-take mushrooms...

[Sackanaka]

(again! :blink: am I going crazy? must be..)

Hey you know what, let's go with that. Since Shitake jumped to mushroom, let's jump back every 6 letters now. It shouldn't make a difference, right?

Mushrooms galore

[Almaviva]

galore abundance

[ohnoaninfp]

WTF? I will just start off where it got messed up. OK?
Shitty Toads

[jimkopelli]

People were supposed to go off of -take... guess I should have clarified... that's why I like mine... less restricitons, not as strained as some of these...
Toad Udder

[Almaviva]

Udder veins

[ohnoaninfp]

vein waste

[jimkopelli]

Waste Excretions

[Almaviva]

eXcretions yellowing

[enydona]

Yellowing Zebras

(cheap but it works)

[SheepDog]

Zebra Alliance

[jimkopelli]

Alliance Breaker

[lauriep]

Breaker careless

[purple13]

careless driver

[jimkopelli]

Driver's Education

[Niflheimian]

Education Fetish

[Almaviva]

Fetish gear

[purple13]

gear housing

[jimkopelli]

Housing Inspector

[purple13]

inspecting jewelry

[HackerX]

Jewelled Knife

[enydona]

Knife length

[Sackanaka]

lengthy message

[enydona]

Message Notifier

[lauriep]

Notifier option

[SheepDog]

option to purchase.

[codeElemental]

purchase quarters

[SheepDog]

quarter revolution

[ohnoaninfp]

revolution started

[purple13]

started trusting

[SheepDog]

trust unquestioned

[Ckyzxr]

unquestioned veracity