Booger Eaters

[int]

Do any intp females here eat their boogers, at least occasionally? (Men need not reply, we know that you do.)

[Utopmk]

(Men need not reply, we know that you do.)

I can't remember the last time I had a booger, actually. I don't know why, but I just don't get them. Sometimes, I'll stick my finger in my nose hoping for a big one, but it never happens. :(

What am I doing wrong?

[file cabinet]

what does the third option mean

[crule81]

I knew a guy who would eat his earwax constantly but hated the way his boogers tasted. I know this topic is for women but I can't resist commenting on such an interesting subject.

[MacGuffin]

I knew a guy who would eat his earwax constantly but hated the way his boogers tasted. I know this topic is for women but I can't resist commenting on such an interesting subject.

Evidently, chicks really dig this subject.

[silence]

[shaytana]

That's just wrong.

[ohnoaninfp]

This is just sick. I am getting naseous just thinking about this topic. blah!!!!!!

[MacGuffin]

This is just sick. I am getting naseous just thinking about this topic. blah!!!!!!

That is what you get hanging around a bunch of INTPs. We will consider anything!

[lordog4012]

i remember that i used to when i was younger, and they were salty. i like salt, so i would probably still enjoy my boogers. i'm tempted to try, but, uh, too many carbs. yeah, that's it.

[Avengardh]

Never did, one of my female friends used to...quite a lot (don't think she was an INTP though). Just don't see it, oh yeah, I used to eat ants if that counts (black ones, they didn't sting where I am from).

~*Aven*~

[booyalab]

I tried eating my boogers when I was little, too...but I just did it once to see what they tasted like (disgusting). I much prefer actual food. Although, I did get in the habit of eating grass back then, and also my mom's TIME magazines, and bouillion(sp) cubes.

[lauriep]

Maybe when I was three but probably not. I was a gourmet eater at a young age -fresh worms with a fine gooey mud spread on crackers. Yummy!

[Utopmk]

If you're not going to eat them, give them to someone who will!
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You know my address, send them in the mail.

[booyalab]

If you're not going to eat them, give them to someone who will!
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You know my address, send them in the mail.

My mom has this dehydrator for meat and fruit. Snot Jerky will probably last long enough to be mailed.

[Utopmk]

*salivates*

[crule81]

The dehydrator made my think of another question:

What kind of boogers taste better:

- dry boogers?

- wet boogers?

- chunky wet/dry boogers?

- bloody boogers from trying to dig out one of the above?

- all of the above?

I think dry are the best!

If I'm getting too disgusting please let me know, I'm still in 6th grade when it comes to these subjects.

[Utopmk]

The kind that feel wet, but have a little crunch chunk inside.

[booyalab]

You're comparing texture, not taste.

[Utopmk]

The little crunchy stuff is rich and salty.

[booyalab]

so, more concentrated saltiness than liquid snot?

[Tatsuboshi]

:blink: True connoisseurs of nasal mining...

[Utopmk]

Yeah, like crack.

[booyalab]

I want the 1 alleged female booger eater to openly admit her identity. I have a feeling that was a joke, but it would be interesting if there really is one.

[Groty]

(Men need not reply, we know that you do.)

I can't remember the last time I had a booger, actually. I don't know why, but I just don't get them. Sometimes, I'll stick my finger in my nose hoping for a big one, but it never happens. :(

What am I doing wrong?

I will guide you to the land of plentiful boogerdom...

Next time you have a good Cold, or other excessive snot producing ailment, open your vacuum bag and take a good sniff...

[nobarcode]

Evidently, chicks really dig this subject.

[silence]
:cheers:

Well but but I know one chick that digs it, or should I say used to know her.
B)

[crule81]

You're comparing texture, not taste.

Dry boogers have been there longer to absorb all of the dust in the air that helps gives it flavor.

[Vagabond]

At first when I saw this thread, I thought my dictionary was giving a wrong definition on boogers, cause it couldn't be what it said it was, that was too yuckie...

Then I read the rest of the posts.

:sick: :sick: :sick: :banghead:

[int]

It's your fault for reading. :)


Heh. This is what happens when I go out uh...socializing... and don't stay out late enough to crash when I get home - I come home early, get on irc, and get caught in a dare. Oh well, it's been funny. :)

[ohnoaninfp]

speaking of eating strange things, my cat eats earwax. :)

[Six]

very harrpotterish kind of question...yuck...

though I felt tempted to vote "I like salt" as I generally do...

PS: my dictionary of choice doesn't even know the word... we call it "Popel" around here :D

[paladinoflunaria]

Utopmk wrote:


If you're not going to eat them, give them to someone who will!
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You know my address, send them in the mail.

:rofl:

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

[johnnyz.86]

so are boogers the random shit in the air that get caught in your nose folicles or are they made by the body to stop such stuff but still get filled with the random shit?]

you say they taste salty? hmm... *looks at finger*

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

I eat booger flavored jelly beans!! yum
They're in the Harry Potter merchandise line.
I have my friend's kid buy them for me, since I refuse to use my own money to profit the asinine cult.
The booger flavored one is top row, second to last.
There's also black pepper, dirt, ear wax, and vomit.
http://www.intpcentral.com/uploads/harry_potter_jelly_beans.JPG

[crule81]

I tried the booger flavored one a few years ago when they first came out. My memory of the taste is vague, but I do remember it didn't taste like my boogers. Maybe each person has his or her own distinct flavor. Has anyone tested this theory? If not, it seems we might have a volunteer in Utopmk.

[Psychosexual Ptyalism]

I tried the booger flavored one a few years ago when they first came out. My memory of the taste is vague, but I do remember it didn't taste like my boogers. Maybe each person has his or her own distinct flavor. Has anyone tested this theory? If not, it seems we might have a volunteer in Utopmk.
Heck yeah! I'm thinking that different people are of a different flavored boogie.

I think what constitutes the flavor is a combo of what's in one's atmosphere, and how many carbohydrates they recently consumed.
Hey! Whoa! Those nutrition classes are still paying off!!!

All in favor of voting Michael to be the test subject?:unsure:

[Laeskis]

Ahhh, ahhh, gah....hwuh!?
People over the age of 7 eat boogers!?

WTF!!?

[Star Cannon]

*raises hand* Guilty as charged.

[Nindy]

The dehydrator made my think of another question:

What kind of boogers taste better:

- dry boogers?

- wet boogers?

- chunky wet/dry boogers?

- bloody boogers from trying to dig out one of the above?

- all of the above?

I think dry are the best!

If I'm getting too disgusting please let me know, I'm still in 6th grade when it comes to these subjects.

Ewww, you're disgusting, I mean, DRY boogers :blink:
Needs to be either bloody or wet :D

No I don't do it anymore, I have a vivid memory dammit!! :rofl:
*embarasses herself* :o :ph34r:

[ohnoaninfp]

Ahhh, ahhh, gah....hwuh!?
People over the age of 7 eat boogers!?

WTF!!?

I agree it is a naseauting subject. :sick:

[candela]

This was a difficult thread to read. I'm not sure what gave me the will to finish it.

[InsurgentAlpha]

I know what you mean, I am a huge texture person when it comes to eating and the descriptions of texture made me sick to my stomach.. ugh. Booger eaters have issues.

[Melody]

u pussies

[booyalab]

u pussies

actually it shows greater strength to finish read something that makes you want to vomit than to read something that is appetizing to you......duh

[Melody]

that is independent of their getting sick in the first place

such weaklings

[booyalab]

that is independent of their getting sick in the first place

such weaklings

I don't think people can decide what makes them sick. Although they can decide whether to whine about it. Which is really why you should be peeved...damn whiners

[ohnoaninfp]

speaking of eating disgusting things what else do you guys eat, that are considered nasty?

[jimkopelli]

I'll eat things off the floor sometimes... five second rule is nothing. If I know when it hit the floor, then it's probably ok.

[booyalab]

speaking of eating disgusting things what else do you guys eat, that are considered nasty?

when I was little I used to eat dirt and grass and the pages of my mom's back issues of Time Magazine.

I think the grossest things I eat now are sauerkraut and liverwurst...and I'll also eat something off the ground if it's only been there for a few seconds. Good for the immunity ;)

[MacGuffin]

Let's kick this thread up a notch:

http://cmwd.uuyan.org/pic/bridging-picky.jpg

[ohnoaninfp]

I bit into a bar of soap once when I was little. It was so gross.

[int]

I once brushed my teeth with shaving cream when I was a kid.

[Melody]

i once ran over a bunch of kittens in my vw

[ohnoaninfp]

i once ran over a bunch of kittens in my vw

Bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KentOhio]

I saw on the news today that a dad ran over his little girl in his driveway unintentionally because she was hiding in a pile of leaves. She died. He didn't eat her, but I thought I'd share anyway. Maybe as a warning. Keep your kids out of driveway leaves.

[int]

Good tip.

Melody, did you eat the kitties while driving your vw off a cliff?

[evil kitten]

May the souls of the kittens stalk you and consume you.

[ohnoaninfp]

Lol. I second that.

[jimkopelli]

I bit into a bar of soap once when I was little. It was so gross.
Here's one... I chewed into a glowstick. Those things taste nasty as anything. The funny part... it was at night, and I walked into my parents bedroom (I was maybe 5 or 6) and started asking for help to get the taste out of my mouth... and what would you do if your kid came in to you bedroom with radioactive teeth in the middle of the night? That's right, freak out.

[ohnoaninfp]

That it sweet! Cool! That would totally freak out my brother.

[Durroch]

One time I broke one of those pens with the clear ink inside to see what happened, and as soon as it broke the now blue ink got everywhere!

Some sort of chemical reaction with oxygen or something.

[ohnoaninfp]

Oh. Cool!!!

[Elro]

I'm male, and I do not eat my boogers. However, I found this thread interesting, so I thought I would bump it for the enjoyment of all. :devil:

I am not sure why many get queasy about this topic, but maybe that is because I have never tasted boogers. My theory is that the best-tasting boogers would be the dry, crunchy sort. A pale green for signature color, and no blood. Just flake-ish. :D

Any thoughts?

Bet you can't eat just one.

[lexiphanic]

ONTOPIC!!!!

I eat boogers. Not too often. Just when I know I have some good crunchy ones waiting for me. I'm really good at biting at them with my two front teeth until they are nice and pulpy.

Secondly, eating boogers is good for the immune system. Bacteria and viruses die up in your snot, and consuming the placated bugs act like a vaccine.

Of course, the lead researcher in the aforementioned study was male...

[garak]

http://incise.org:82/newpics/img_0124.jpg

[lexiphanic]

http://incise.org:82/newpics/img_0124.jpg

If I had a camera I could also be this hot.

[Warrior413]

Some groups of elementary school students lost on field trips have subsisted on cannibalism and boogers to survive.

I can't back that up.

[CoHo]

garak, is that a heart shaped picture frame in the background with the words MOM going down the side??? If so, did you get it from the "Least Manly Things on the Planet" catalog? :D

[garak]

garak, is that a heart shaped picture frame in the background with the words MOM going down the side??? If so, did you get it from the "Least Manly Things on the Planet" catalog? :D
Haha, you are correct. This room was my mom's "guest room," and I moved into it. Never really cared about taking down the lame stuff on the walls. I never notice it. ;)

[Heather Harrison]

That's a great picture!

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No, I don't eat boogers, but I do love salt. (I actually love salt-licorice, which most people seem to find disgusting.)

When I was a kid, I did eat the occasional booger, but they don't taste very good, so I stopped before it became a habit. But I was a boy then, so it probably doesn't count in this poll. (I chose "I like salt".)

Heather Harrison

[Chall T. Dow]

I have to admit I have eaten a booger or two in my time and occationally still do. I won't eat stuff off the floor of my apartment though. I think the roaches are even afraid of the piles of dust in my room. I look away sometimes and they move on me.

Chall T. Dow

[Miss Anthropic]

I remember being in first grade and some kid had his forefinger up to the second knuckle up his nose, pulled out a big stringy booger and ate it. The teacher said, "Todd, if God had wanted you to have boogers in your stomach, he'd have put them there in the first place!" Now looking back I can see all kinds of things wrong with that statement, and come to think of it I thought of them all back then. 1) If there is a God I'm sure he doesn't care where the boogers end up. 2) It was a public school and the teacher shouldn't have brought God into the classroom--except that I'm sure we had said the Pledge of Allegiance that morning, so God was already acknowleged and invited in for the day 3) Boogers are just dried mucous and there is mucous aplenty all over inside our bodies, including the stomach. Maybe Todd Just hadn't had breakfast that day.