wwyd- males

[booyalab]

2nd time around, forgot to make it public... I'm replacing Helios with jyakulis.

update: I'm retarded

[panda]

It's already public. And don't you dare remove Helios!

[Al Cpwn]

2nd time around, forgot to make it public... I'm replacing Helios with jyakulis.
Please add me, as a control subject in this experiment.

[booyalab]

ok I deleted the old one for 3 reasons: I'm retarded, jyakulis is cool, and having Helios on this type of poll is so obvious it's boring.

I just remembered cjs55 and sbw. :( I wish I could have put you, too, Al, and I'm sure i'll think of more that wouldn't have fit anyway.

grr that's so frustrating.

[Al Cpwn]

ok I deleted the old one for 3 reasons: I'm retarded, jyakulis is cool, and having Helios on this type of poll is so obvious it's boring.

I just remembered cjs55 and sbw. :( I wish I could have put you, too, Al, and I'm sure i'll think of more that wouldn't have fit anyway.

grr that's so frustrating.
Comeon booya, I know you love me. Next retarded poll please.

[waxwing]

I feel funny checking off the married guys, so I didn't.

[Nemesis]

Come on. Someone's got to give Edmond some lovin'.

[panda]

Come on. Someone's got to give Edmond some lovin'.
He's handsome, but not my type.

[shum]

hmmm. this is going to take some thought as i have been here quite some time, a long time in fact and i have even read some of the posts.

regardless, i consider myself somewhat of an expert on these sorts of things...

wtf? wait a minute. what the fuck is with the thread title?

should be what male would i want to do me?

[shum]

whatever. i would fuck them all.

y'know for kicks and giggles or something like that. well if they wanted to for sure. gotta be consensual.
just dont be so immature to talk about it after or try to involve others in the after effects. when you try to embarass a lover , you only embarass yourself.

fuck i would word that better if i could think more than i feel. alas it is not so. so i must say what i must say.

booya, who would you fuck? and why? and who wouldnt you fuck?

[shum]

and where the heck is the hobo option? every good poll has one.

[booyalab]

booya, who would you fuck? and why? and who wouldnt you fuck?
peter lorre, because he's sexy

http://www.falcoinvest.it/Immagine%20022.jpg

"then why am I not in the poll?!"

[abathur]

I voted for headphonez, but I think I may have taken "fuck" out of context.

[MacGuffin]

I feel funny checking off the married guys, so I didn't.Ur no phun!

[Sackanaka]

I'm disappointed melody's not on there

[sbw]

ok I deleted the old one for 3 reasons: I'm retarded, jyakulis is cool, and having Helios on this type of poll is so obvious it's boring.

I just remembered cjs55 and sbw. :( I wish I could have put you, too, Al, and I'm sure i'll think of more that wouldn't have fit anyway.

grr that's so frustrating.

better late than never, I guess.

Scott

[booyalab]

better late than never, I guess.

Scott

aw :hug:

[sbw]

aw :hug:

I woulda voted for myself too, cuz, y'know...

Scott

[Snowflake]

I voted for headphonez, but I think I may have taken "fuck" out of context.

phuck

[Biff_Loman]

I don't want anyone to feel shy voting for me. It's ok. It's all in good fun.

If we were, as ApetheDog suggested in the other thread, in a bar (possibly drunk, perhaps already partially disrobed), I think I'd take this more seriously - i.e., hands off, this is for Mrs Loman only.

[Biff_Loman]

I think Zedo scuttled himself with his "sweetest smelling cunts" thread on Underworld forum.

[Hustler]

What I'm getting from this poll is that, basically, booyalab is a total freak, ready to do virtually anyone at the drop of a hat.

[Snowflake]

Booya is a whore.

Not just /w the guys either.

[Edmond Zedo]

I voted for myself since I already do me, so I don't know what booyalab's thinking.

[Snowflake]

I'll vote for for you Zedo

[Star]

booya voted for everyone except EZ. ha!

[Edmond Zedo]

booya voted for everyone except EZ. ha!
Maybe she thought it said "Who didn't you do yesterday?" Odd. Oh, I get it she's being funny! I'm so slow. *walks to bedroom with huge rubber mallet*

[Biff_Loman]

I voted for myself because I grew weary of clicking on the "view poll results" link.

And, well. The obvious.

[Snowflake]

C'mon, that's nothing compared to not even being on the list at all. :p

[Biff_Loman]

FWIW, my wife thinks you're hot, Snowflake.

Edit: It's worth nothing, punk! ;)

[Snowflake]

lol

[Biff_Loman]

These results are hard to interpret. I thought I was in the "5" tier until I remembered that I voted for myself. Then I felt lame, as I was two votes behind ApetheDog, but then I noticed that he voted for himself too.

So just one vote behind INTPC's mac daddy.

Edit: I wonder if I can include an honorary vote from Waxwing. She said she didn't vote for the married men. - ? That's assuming way too much.

Edit: Yeah, and my wife voted. She's been a member here for a while but doesn't post and hardly lurks. So I guess I'm not that far up the totem pole after all.

[Biff_Loman]

I guess this makes sense, seeing as how non-cerebral sex can be. If I were to have sex with a woman, I'd probably just end up cradling her clitoris with my lips while experimenting with various ways to stroke her with my tongue. I'd have to take it upon myself to carefully read her reactions to see if what I'm doing is pleasurable. Although it's easy to get caught up in the hedonistic pleasure of performing oral sex on a woman, I'd concentrate to develop a repertoire of motions that will keep her interested while reliably bringing her to orgasm.

But then I'd probably just want to cuddle, go for a walk, or talk about philosophy. I can see how that would get pretty lame.

[Ivy]

I guess this makes sense, seeing as how non-cerebral sex can be. If I were to have sex with a woman, I'd probably just end up cradling her clitoris with my lips while experimenting with various ways to stroke her with my tongue. I'd have to take it upon myself to carefully read her reactions to see if what I'm doing is pleasurable. Although it's easy to get caught up in the hedonistic pleasure of performing oral sex on a woman, I'd concentrate to develop a repertoire of motions that will keep her interested while reliably bringing her to orgasm.

But then I'd probably just want to cuddle, go for a walk, or talk about philosophy. I can see how that would get pretty lame.

I knew I voted correctly. But alas, my voting is generally (and specifically) unrequited. Le sigh!

[Lee]

I guess this makes sense, seeing as how non-cerebral sex can be. If I were to have sex with a woman, I'd probably just end up cradling her clitoris with my lips while experimenting with various ways to stroke her with my tongue. I'd have to take it upon myself to carefully read her reactions to see if what I'm doing is pleasurable. Although it's easy to get caught up in the hedonistic pleasure of performing oral sex on a woman, I'd concentrate to develop a repertoire of motions that will keep her interested while reliably bringing her to orgasm.

But then I'd probably just want to cuddle, go for a walk, or talk about philosophy. I can see how that would get pretty lame.Considering you frequently post that picture of you and your wife, this post just provokes all the kind of mental imagery I could do without. It's good to share though... usually. No offence intended.

Besides, great for you, well done etc. :thumbup:

[ApeTheDog]

These results are hard to interpret. I thought I was in the "5" tier until I remembered that I voted for myself. Then I felt lame, as I was two votes behind ApetheDog, but then I noticed that he voted for himself too.

So just one vote behind INTPC's mac daddy.

Edit: I wonder if I can include an honorary vote from Waxwing. She said she didn't vote for the married men. - ? That's assuming way too much.

Edit: Yeah, and my wife voted. She's been a member here for a while but doesn't post and hardly lurks. So I guess I'm not that far up the totem pole after all.

Ah, I didn't vote for myself for a very long time, but when I noticed you had, and other people had too, I figured it was time to admit to masturbating as well.

[CreativeChaos]

I'm still thinking.:whistle:

[booyalab]

What I'm getting from this poll is that, basically, booyalab is a total freak, ready to do virtually anyone at the drop of a hat.
I resent that. It's alot easier to drop a hat than alphabetize poll options.

edit: I was making myself choose between 5 and choosing all (except zedo, obviously) and it would have been too difficult to just choose 5, so...

[Edmond Zedo]

whatever. i would fuck them all.
Good enough! Where do I sign? It doesn't get better than ENFP for a short-term relationship...Before they try to change you into the ENFP they know you really are.

[Al Cpwn]

whatever. i would fuck them all

A Seven Nation Army Couldn't Hold Me Back.

[Madrigal]

Damn you, booyalab! You just ruined my discreet poll. I'm boycotting all of yours from now on! :P

[Xenophon]

You guys should be writting me in, cause, not to sound conceited, but...... I'm pretty damn good in the sack.

[songbird36]

You guys should be writting me in, cause, not to sound conceited, but...... I'm pretty damn good in the sack.

According to whom? Didn't you realise "you were great honey" usually means absolutely *nothing* :)

[Al Cpwn]

According to whom? Didn't you realise "you were great honey" usually means absolutely *nothing* :)
Ah, in how many ways can women torture the penis bearers!

[Xenophon]

According to me! Cause I'm both strong and sensuous, and being a type 9 it's my natural inclination to care more about giving pleasure than receiving it. Now this is getting embarrasing, but I guess I brought it on myself.

[CreativeChaos]

According to whom? Didn't you realise "you were great honey" usually means absolutely *nothing* :)

:rofl: Good one Songbird.

[CreativeChaos]

According to me! Cause I'm both strong and sensuous, and being a type 9 it's my natural inclination to care more about giving pleasure than receiving it. Now this is getting embarrasing, but I guess I brought it on myself.

:rofl: yes you did! And I want to hear more! What makes you think you are good? How do you even know you are giving pleasure?

[songbird36]

According to me! Cause I'm both strong and sensuous, and being a type 9 it's my natural inclination to care more about giving pleasure than receiving it. Now this is getting embarrasing, but I guess I brought it on myself.

Umm...yup..

But I vote for you to be added nonetheless; on the basis solely of your healthy self-image :)

[CreativeChaos]

Good enough! Where do I sign? It doesn't get better than ENFP for a short-term relationship...Before they try to change you into the ENFP they know you really are.

OR worse! Try having an ISTJ try and change you into one!

[Madrigal]

Oh, what the fuck.

[Madrigal]

This is insane!!!

I just realized Helios isn't on this list!

I should have boycotted it after all! I hereby invalidate all of my votes!

[ApeTheDog]

You all can't be serious. This is what I currently look like: http://is1.okcupid.com/users/600/236/6012369479032399083/p1141708450.jpg

And if you'd all do me because I'm such a nice guy, or because you think I'm good at it, forget it. I want to be picked because I look hot, or not at all.

[cjs55]

Damn ape, even I want to do you thanks to that pic.

so metal!

[Sackanaka]

Ape, you getting hotter as you're withering away (http://forums.intpcentral.com/showthread.php?p=248291#post248291) is going to send mixed signals to all your impressionable followers.

*sighs out a mix of awe and despair*

[waxwing]

And if you'd all do me because I'm such a nice guy, or because you think I'm good at it, forget it. I want to be picked because I look hot, or not at all.

You look mysterious and, therefore, hot.

[mgb]

I should have boycotted it after all! I hereby invalidate all of my votes!

I'm still counting yours. It's really helping my numbers.

[ApeTheDog]

Then it's okay!

[jyakulis]

meh i voted for myself to boost my score and dudes i liked....NOT LIKE THAT I SWEAR

[jyakulis]

This is insane!!!

I just realized Helios isn't on this list!

I should have boycotted it after all! I hereby invalidate all of my votes!

lol he isn't on the list cause i bitched :whistle:

[CreativeChaos]

lol he isn't on the list cause i bitched :whistle:

lol, he is a master at hot pics, I must say. I have invited him to come do me. That is, to take my pic and make me look, hot, too. As soon as I get a camera into my hands, I'm going to try his techniques.

[jyakulis]

lol, he is a master at hot pics, I must say. I have invited him to come do me. That is, to take my pic and make me look, hot, too. As soon as I get a camera into my hands, I'm going to try his techniques.


i'll start posting my nudes...that'll boost my score....with mr. t i might add

[CreativeChaos]

i'll start posting my nudes...that'll boost my score....with mr. t i might add

Lol. You mean you are going to post yourself nude with Mr. T? That should be a riot! :rofl: Can't wait!!! :D

[jyakulis]

Lol. You mean you are going to post yourself nude with Mr. T? That should be a riot! :rofl: Can't wait!!! :D

bahhh my editing software subscription expired....anyone know any good free ones?

i had some good ones back in the day i never posted...for instance mr. t's head over s0523's avatar

[nottaprettygal]

I tried to be selective with my choices. Plus, I can't recall what everyone looks like. So I made my choices based on what'd I'd do with a few drinks inside of me. And with a few more I'd probably consider sleeping with everyone on the list except Hustler. I'd just make him want it really badly and then saunter away.

[Hustler]

And with a few more I'd probably consider sleeping with everyone on the list except Hustler. I'd just make him want it really badly and then saunter away.

That's hot.

[booyalab]

This is insane!!!

I just realized Helios isn't on this list!

I should have boycotted it after all! I hereby invalidate all of my votes!
didn't you hear? ApeTheDog is the new Helios

[ApeTheDog]

That's just hilarious. Rest assured that I don't intend to be posting pictures of my abdomen.

[DeadDove]

ok I deleted the old one for 3 reasons: I'm retarded, jyakulis is cool, and having Helios on this type of poll is so obvious it's boring.

I'll pretend that was the same reason why I was left off. ;P

[Rhu]

I can't take it anymore. This objection to objectification is just... way too sexy.

[Crazy]

I voted for everyone on this poll, even though I'm straight and would not "do" any male, except for myself, and I'm not on the poll.

[ApeTheDog]

I voted for everyone on this poll, even though I'm straight and would not "do" any male, except for myself, and I'm not on the poll.

As if you could have me!

[attila_the_hunny]

For me to be able to vote, I need to know penis sizes of the nominees.

I'm just kidding. Really.

[bergenski]

For me to be able to vote, I need to know penis sizes of the nominees.


If I say 9" will you write me in?

[sasapurdue]

If I say 9" will you write me in?
We prefer girth measurements please.

[Crazy]

As if you could have me!
Ha!



For me to be able to vote, I need to know penis sizes of the nominees.

I'm just kidding. Really.

We prefer girth measurements please.Like you would believe what anyone posts anyway.

[sasapurdue]

Ha!

Like you would believe what anyone posts anyway.
This was said jokingly. I don't really want this information.

[Madrigal]

Ha!

Like you would believe what anyone posts anyway.
Unless it's signed by a notary public.

[bergenski]

We prefer girth measurements please.

Damn, I don't have those...and I'd hate to go get a ruler here in the library...

[sasapurdue]

Damn, I don't have those...and I'd hate to go get a ruler here in the library...

*Mental picture of a guy measuring his penis with a ruler in a library as horrified library patrons look on.*

[Crazy]

This was said jokingly. I don't really want this information.In that case, 7 1/2" x 3 1/2"

Now excuse me while I look for a notary public.

I know you were joking, as am I.

[bergenski]

*Mental picture of a guy measuring his penis with a ruler in a library as horrified library patrons look on.*

:lol:

Well, I'm not rude...I'd go in the bathroom...

[sasapurdue]

:lol:

Well, I'm not rude...I'd go in the bathroom...
how polite of you.

[Google Monster]

I'd do Google Monster.

[sbw]

Unless it's signed by a notary public.

I'm a notary public.

Scott

[s0978]

I WANT JYAKULIS SO BAD!! MINE ALL MINE!!!

[jyakulis]

I WANT JYAKULIS SO BAD!! MINE ALL MINE!!!

:whoop:

[Google Monster]

Me too! ;)

[digesthisickness]

this was hard. i couldn't base my choices solely on the simplistic beauty of whether or not i'd be physically attracted because i have no clue as to what many of them look like.

so... i went by the assumption that i would enjoy the sex as equally as i enjoy their posts and chose that way. if whenever i've seen a certain poster has posted, i assume i'm gonna enjoy reading it, then... check!

of course, that being said, a couple were chosen based on both factors because i do know what they look like ;)

[mgb]

this was hard. i couldn't base my choices solely on the simplistic beauty of whether or not i'd be physically attracted because i have no clue as to what many of them look like.

so... i went by the assumption that i would enjoy the sex as equally as i enjoy their posts and chose that way. if whenever i've seen a certain poster has posted, i assume i'm gonna enjoy reading it, then... check!

of course, that being said, a couple were chosen based on both factors because i do know what they look like ;)

Oh, bless your little heart.

[digesthisickness]

Oh, bless your little heart.

see? once again, you didn't disappoint. happppy

[eyebyte_atWork]

Is this thread dead yet??

[waxwing]

Not til YOU are done.

[MacGuffin]

Not until I am #1!

(though I noticed Ape and Lee have a bunch of dude votes!)

[waxwing]

I would have voted for you, but you are married.

[Lee]

(though I noticed Ape and Lee have a bunch of dude votes!)Only one more than you. Anyway... joft, enigmacrypt and Crazy? sure why not :mellow:

[MacGuffin]

Only one more than you. Anyway... joft, enigmacrypt and Crazy? sure why not :mellow:You forgot yourself! Cheater!


I would have voted for you, but you are married.Well... I guess I will take you off my "to be banned" list.

[waxwing]

Well... I guess I will take you off my "to be banned" list.
Score.

[booyalab]

well, EZ is tied with headfonez


:rofl:

[AllThingsConsidered]

Okay I have put in my vote. I am going on the basis that I at least remember a post or so from the top of my head, and they have made me laugh at least once.

Not very challenging criteria to get a vote.

[booyalab]

and EZ inches ahead..

[Conan]

I vote Esteban. Not just because its me but because I truly find myself that attractive. Can I get an amen?

[Madrigal]

Lee is winning!

[mgb]

Lee is winning!

I feel like I am because I'm ahead of Nemesis now. And Shady.

[Madrigal]

I feel like I am because I'm ahead of Nemesis now. And Shady.
Well, that makes me feel more special for voting you - plus, I have less competition. That's selfish, I know.

[mgb]

Well, that makes me feel more special for voting you - plus, I have less competition. That's selfish, I know.

Watch out for Crazy though, I hear he's a real tiger in the sack, and territorial.

[Madrigal]

Watch out for Crazy though, I hear he's a real tiger in the sack, and territorial.
LOL.

Insatiable too. I resent the way he has turned this into his own personal harem, with Lee as his Royal Concubine. How does it feel to be one of Crazy's odalisques?

[mgb]

Oh, don't think you aren't too.

I feel like this place is Crazy's own private Colorado City.

[CreativeChaos]

I feel like I am because I'm ahead of Nemesis now. And Shady.

Well, you have my vote and that's all that counts. I voted for Mely, too, just to piss him off. Lol.

[mgb]

Well, you have my vote and that's all that counts. I voted for Mely, too, just to piss him off. Lol.
That's true. I can tell everyone that my low numbers are due to quality over quantity.

And I bet you voting for him probably did piss him off.

[Lee]

I was just listening to Radiohead's "Creep" and it seemed to adequately capture my feelings at this exact moment.

[Claverhouse]

Watch out for Crazy though, I hear he's a real tiger in the sack, and territorial.

Well, the overwhelming compliment of being voted for by Crazy and whynotcoconut is cheapened slightly by discovering they voted for everyone else simultaneously. Would it be a series of private intimate moments or one of our popular meet-ups in a large hotel bedroom ?

booyalab seems to get around a bit too.


Claverhouse :ph34r:

[booyalab]

booyalab seems to get around a bit too.


Claverhouse :ph34r:
lies! all of it!

btw, thanks for causing the beach boys song to be stuck in my head. you're a real pal

edit: anyways, I have standards...as evidenced by the fact that I didn't choose EZ

[mgb]

Well, the overwhelming compliment of being voted for by Crazy and whynotcoconut is cheapened slightly by discovering they voted for everyone else simultaneously. Would it be a series of private intimate moments or one of our popular meet-ups in a large hotel bedroom ?

booyalab seems to get around a bit too.


Claverhouse :ph34r:

I was hoping for a series of private moments. Especially given Crazy's 7.5" x 3.5" member. I'd be awfully embarrased to have everyone see me cry during that exchange.

[mgb]

lies! all of it!

btw, thanks for causing the beach boys song to be stuck in my head. you're a real pal

edit: anyways, I have standards...as evidenced by the fact that I didn't choose EZ

Are you getting bugged drivin' up and down the same ol' strip?

You did cast a lot of votes though. Kind of taints the entire electoral process.

[booyalab]

Are you getting bugged drivin' up and down the same ol' strip?

You did cast a lot of votes though. Kind of taints the entire electoral process.

and I dont regret a'one

[Crazy]

Well, the overwhelming compliment of being voted for by Crazy and whynotcoconut is cheapened slightly by discovering they voted for everyone else simultaneously. Would it be a series of private intimate moments or one of our popular meet-ups in a large hotel bedroom ?

booyalab seems to get around a bit too.


Claverhouse :ph34r:I was thinking more along the lines of a large yacht achored in international waters, but whatever. Actually, scratch that, I'd hate to get into the "size of the boat" VS "motion of the ocean" debate.

[MacGuffin]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CL-


Lee beat me???

[attila_the_hunny]

PLACE-HOLDER FOR CL-


Lee beat me???

He has nicer hair.

[MacGuffin]

He has nicer hair.

Always about the fucking hair.

I've yet to see him with an epic Unix/INTP beard though!

[attila_the_hunny]

Always about the fucking hair.

I've yet to see him with an epic Unix/INTP beard though!

Tiger Beat kids don't grow those.

[Helios]

Awww,this thread makes me all nostalgic for the INTPc of yore (since 90% people in it are gone now)

[Madrigal]

Awww,this thread makes me all nostalgic for the INTPc of yore (since 90% people in it are gone now)

I'm still pissed you were purposely omitted from this poll.

[MacGuffin]

Tiger Beat kids don't grow those.

He does have a cool accent though, that's one advantage.


Awww,this thread makes me all nostalgic for the INTPc of yore (since 90% people in it are gone now)

Most of the people in the poll are still here.