If you were an inanimate object, what would you be?

[Groty]

I think a plane. Something big enough to travel around the world.

[MacGuffin]

I literally cannot think of a single object I would want to be. Too boring.

[Arioch]

Android "I can morph into anything I bloody want as like as long mass + volume equal 1 "(so I could become a very "massive" book or a very large raincloud)

[MacGuffin]

Android "I can morph into anything I bloody want as like as long mass + volume equal 1 "(so I could become a very "massive" book or a very large raincloud)

Cheater! That's not an inanimate object!

Oh well, INTPs usually bend the rule anyway.

[Arioch]

Android "I can morph into anything I bloody want as like as long mass + volume equal 1 "(so I could become a very "massive" book or a very large raincloud)

Cheater! That's not an inanimate object!

Oh well, INTPs usually bend the rule anyway.

It's inanimate between morphs. ^_^

Actually on second thought (and having looked up definitions on inanimate) even if it looks like a human or other living being it is not in fact alive according to the scientific sense.

Therefor it IS inanimate. Technically :nerd:

[Sam172]

A tree :)

[BritainOphira]

I really can't think of anything, so I'll say toaster, as they are nice and shiny and likely as not to catch on fire and stink up the entire house for weeks.

Sam, trees are (hopefully) alive, so I would venture to guess that they are animate. :huh:

[Sam172]

how about a log then?

[Groty]

A tree :)

I was thinking about saying Redwood... but....

[Tatsuboshi]

A telescope.

[crule81]

My first choice belongs in the mature section.

So my second choice would be the Statue of Liberty. Great view assuming I could see.

[flan2dave]

A water molecule. They get around and are highly stable.

[Groty]

My first choice belongs in the mature section.



That's kinda what led me to this.

Back To School. Rodney Dangerfield(R.I.P.) said he wanted to come back as a ladies bicycle seat.

[CosmicDust]

A black hole. I'd have a piece of "infinity" (well, really weird-ass physics that humans can't adequately describe yet) in my core.

[Boozer]

A video camera, or even better, a big brotherish array of video cameras around the world.

[Vagabond]

Who cares. It is not like I would be experiencing what my status had to offer.

[Melody]

Android "I can morph into anything I bloody want as like as long mass + volume equal 1 "(so I could become a very "massive" book or a very large raincloud)

Cheater! That's not an inanimate object!

Oh well, INTPs usually bend the rule anyway.

It's inanimate between morphs. ^_^

Actually on second thought (and having looked up definitions on inanimate) even if it looks like a human or other living being it is not in fact alive according to the scientific sense.

Therefor it IS inanimate. Technically :nerd:

from this i would say we are also inanimate

[lauriep]

A library

[Arioch]

Android "I can morph into anything I bloody want as like as long mass + volume equal 1 "(so I could become a very "massive" book or a very large raincloud)

Cheater! That's not an inanimate object!

Oh well, INTPs usually bend the rule anyway.

It's inanimate between morphs. ^_^

Actually on second thought (and having looked up definitions on inanimate) even if it looks like a human or other living being it is not in fact alive according to the scientific sense.

Therefor it IS inanimate. Technically :nerd:

from this i would say we are also inanimate

Nope, cause inanimate objects cannot be alive. A android is not alive. you are

[Melody]

i think our definition of 'alive' greatly differs

[Melody]

i noticed you bolded and oranged the word 'android'

i did not misread your post

[Melody]

wait... lol im an idiot

i was searching for the word 'android' thats why it got oranged

:rofl:

[Vagabond]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Postblank]

Myself in a meditative state.

[Ckyzxr]

First choice...to mature for this thread.

Second choice...an unexplainable phenomenon occurring in spacetime. That's what I feel like sometimes.

[Avengardh]

The internet.

[cloakable]

An AI on a Quantum Supercomputer. Preferably connected to the internet.

[file cabinet]

a pencil....

[coffeezombie]

a cup of coffee

[shaytana]

The Sun

[Last Song]

Who cares. It is not like I would be experiencing what my status had to offer.

[booyalab]

I'd like to be a floating orb, and I'd think that would be a popular choice for INTPs. I wouldn't have to worry about details like bathing or eating (except maybe for human souls) or using the toilet, but I would get to be wise and powerful and travel around the universe.

[greenintp]

Inanimate objects can't think... right?
That's like being dead. Forget it.

[flan2dave]

Second choice...an unexplainable phenomenon occurring in spacetime. That's what I feel like sometimes.

lol, nice. :D

[Partisan]

If this a post about what inanimate object you would think represents your psyche if you were to be incarnated as one? Or is it just a silly question about turning into something that can't experience life? If it's the former, I would be a rock in deep space: Very plain, not many rough edges, and off in my own solar system. If it was the latter, than I would be a super-ultra-megazord...... GAZEEBO.

[jimkopelli]

A really honking big rock out in the middle of nowhere.