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NoahFence
28 Mar 2006, 02:40 PM
Gay Penguins to Stick Together, Renew Vows (http://www.theage.com.au/news/World/Zoo-ditches-gay-penguin-plan/2005/02/16/1108500150655.html?oneclick=true)

While this does not exactly disprove Intelligent Design, it does present a bit of a pickle (no pun intended) to those proclaiming both Intelligent Design and that God hates gays.

"ermmmm....uh, penguins are an exception...er, no, I know, Penguins are minions of the DEVIL!!! That's it!! They're not mentioned anywhere in the bible, after all..."

joft
28 Mar 2006, 03:51 PM
ok, this site isn't like a satire news site is it?

because that's just too funny

zhang_bob
28 Mar 2006, 04:50 PM
:lol:

NoahFence
28 Mar 2006, 04:53 PM
Nope, not satire, just Australian. Similar, but different.

dubbeltop
28 Mar 2006, 04:55 PM
What a coincidence:

All-star cast set for "March of Penguins" spoof

film about penguins :
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/va/20060324/114325967800.html

Ivy
28 Mar 2006, 08:59 PM
What a coincidence:

All-star cast set for "March of Penguins" spoof

film about penguins :
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/va/20060324/114325967800.html

That should be fun! I'll watch it if it has Bob Saget and Lewis Black and Tracey Morgan in it.

However, to match up with this thread they should also do one called Brokeback Iceberg. Hey-O! *badum-TSCH*

Eileen
28 Mar 2006, 09:14 PM
Hmm. I'm all for gay rights, but I wish they had continued the experiment to see what would happen if the females were around at the right time of year.

sbw
28 Mar 2006, 09:43 PM
Hmm. I'm all for gay rights, but I wish they had continued the experiment to see what would happen if the females were around at the right time of year.

so the penguins are situational homosexuals, like male humans in prison. interesting...it would be even more interesting if one penguin killed another penguin with a sharpened toothbrush after a dispute over cigarettes.

Scott

ShadyShady
28 Mar 2006, 09:50 PM
so the penguins are situational homosexuals, like male humans in prison. interesting...it would be even more interesting if one penguin killed another penguin with a sharpened toothbrush after a dispute over cigarettes.

Scott

I heard somewhere that one penguin is the alpha male and dominating the other, so if thats the case it is like prison rape. Not exactly some great thing to show the world to push your agenda.

sbw
28 Mar 2006, 10:05 PM
I heard somewhere that one penguin is the alpha male and dominating the other, so if thats the case it is like prison rape. Not exactly some great thing to show the world to push your agenda.

my agenda?

Scott