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    Default Retarded Sayings/Proverbs etc...

    I have no problem with a witty saying or a quote from some memorable and contextually relevant source in any situation, but when someones gabs out some completely retarded, overused and thoroughly meaningless cliche it makes my skin crawl with rage.

    "You're only as good as the company you keep" ...

    "Smokers are jokers" ...

    "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" ...

    I've got one - how about you go "Fuck Yourself".

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    Moar:

    "Just say no!"
    "What would Jesus do?"
    "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"
    "I'm with Stupid ------> "

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    "Early to bed and early to rise maketh a man healthy, wealthy and wise."

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    Nuh hnaw nuh nor mwah hough!!

    (I think he was really really retarded)

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    I think a cousin of his said this:

    "I am we. Todd did. Sofa king we, Todd did."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RinconSB View Post
    I think a cousin of his said this:

    "I am we. Todd did. Sofa king we, Todd did."

    One of the retard classics. I had an uncle who lived and died by those words. God rest his soul.

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    "Two wrongs don't make a right."
    "Make love not war!"

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    "Working hard, or hardly working?" The first time I heard this, it wasn't funny. The 50th time I heard it, I was contemplating how to start carrying around a crowbar without people noticing.

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    They asked little kids to complete some old sayings - I thought it was funny when the kids were asked to complete the old saw - "Two heads are better than ....." ???

    The answer the kids gave was "none."
    "Ring the bells that still can ring. Forget your perfect offering. There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in." Leonard Cohen

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    "That's what I'm screaming"

    I also hate when people say "I could care less" when they really mean "I couldn't care less"

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