What's your price?

demagogic_schizoid · 04-24-2007, 04:23 AM

To men or women. My question is quite simple and completely theoretical. It's more about you than me, I just phrased it like this because for it to have any meaning we must keep all things constant except you, the variable.

So: how much would I have to pay you for you for the privelidge of ejaculating once in one orifice (missionary position for the women, for the men, the common one, whatever it's called).

Rajah · 04-24-2007, 04:54 AM

These are the times I wish I had a Purgatory subforum in Sexuality.

Oh, and I'd totally chip in if someone agrees to let you use their nostril.

demagogic_schizoid · 04-24-2007, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rajah

These are the times I wish I had a Purgatory subforum in Sexuality.

Why? It's a fair question and I'm looking for serious answers.

nottaprettygal · 04-24-2007, 05:36 AM

Hmmm.

$69,000.

ThirtyFour · 04-24-2007, 05:39 AM

It depends on a number of factors. At this point in my life, probably around 3 million dollars. I'd also have to consult with my SO.

abathur · 04-24-2007, 05:41 AM

Mmm. Never really quantified it. There's a price. Probably at least several years of living expense?

meshou · 04-24-2007, 05:43 AM

$500,000, more if you're ugly, no deal if I'm not single.

demagogic_schizoid · 04-24-2007, 06:04 AM

The asking prices are ridiculous. from now on there is a cap at $20 for any one instance, with a view to paying more if it goes further.

ThirtyFour · 04-24-2007, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demagogic_schizoid

The asking prices are ridiculous. from now on there is a cap at $200 for any one instance, with a view to paying more if it goes further.

Wow, that's just not worth it. There are plenty of girls who are willing-and more power to them-but that kind of risk is just not worth it to me for such little money.

demagogic_schizoid · 04-24-2007, 06:12 AM

sorry for the typo - I meant to write $20

04-24-2007, 04:23 AM	#1
demagogic_schizoid totalitarian purge-monger Join Date: Jun 2006 Type: xxxx Posts: 4,275 Gameroom cash: $14275	What's your price? To men or women. My question is quite simple and completely theoretical. It's more about you than me, I just phrased it like this because for it to have any meaning we must keep all things constant except you, the variable. So: how much would I have to pay you for you for the privelidge of ejaculating once in one orifice (missionary position for the women, for the men, the common one, whatever it's called). __________________ May the seagulls rise and pluck your eyes and the water crush your shell/And the natural gas will burn your ass and blow you all to hell.

04-24-2007, 06:04 AM	#8
demagogic_schizoid totalitarian purge-monger Join Date: Jun 2006 Type: xxxx Posts: 4,275 Gameroom cash: $14275	The asking prices are ridiculous. from now on there is a cap at $20 for any one instance, with a view to paying more if it goes further. __________________ May the seagulls rise and pluck your eyes and the water crush your shell/And the natural gas will burn your ass and blow you all to hell.

04-24-2007, 06:12 AM	#10
demagogic_schizoid totalitarian purge-monger Join Date: Jun 2006 Type: xxxx Posts: 4,275 Gameroom cash: $14275	sorry for the typo - I meant to write $20 __________________ May the seagulls rise and pluck your eyes and the water crush your shell/And the natural gas will burn your ass and blow you all to hell.

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04-24-2007, 04:54 AM	#2
Rajah I conduct vanity searches Join Date: Aug 2005 Type: ENTP Posts: 7,632 Gameroom cash: $67522	These are the times I wish I had a Purgatory subforum in Sexuality. Oh, and I'd totally chip in if someone agrees to let you use their nostril.

04-24-2007, 05:36 AM	#4
nottaprettygal Void Filled! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Baltimore Type: INTJ Posts: 3,106 Gameroom cash: $8496	Hmmm. $69,000.

04-24-2007, 05:39 AM	#5
ThirtyFour Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Texas Type: INTp Posts: 176 Gameroom cash: $2765	It depends on a number of factors. At this point in my life, probably around 3 million dollars. I'd also have to consult with my SO.